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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:49
Etwa vor einem Monat trudelte bei mir eine dieser einschlägig bekannten Nigeria-Mails ein. Absender war der ebenfalls einschlägig bekannte Dr. Usman Jaffer aus Lagos, der nun schon seit vielen Monaten (->Google) Erben für den verstorbenen (gräßlicher Autounfall) Eden Andrew Wilson sucht.
Da ich mich in solcherlei Angelegenheiten nicht besonders gut auskenne, forwardete ich diese Mail an einen alten Bekannten. Giorgio Betonshu (Giorgio Betonshu Import&Export, Fundament- und Seebestattigungen, Berlin - Munich - Palermo - Chicago) ist eine äußerst ehrenwerte Persönlichkeit und sogar Mitglied einer Gesellschaft!
Für Adressensammler hier das übliche Spamtrap-Futter: usmanjaffer0 [at] lycos.com ffrd_nigeria [at] financier.com gani [at] lawyer.com (Es ist übrigens auffällig, daß diese Gangster sehr gerne Adressen auf consultant.com, financier.com und lawyer.com zu liegen haben.)

From: "DR.USMAN JAFFER" <usmanjaffer0 [at] lycos.com>
Date: Tue, 05 Nov 2002 xx:xx:xx
Subject: URGENT MESSAGE
ATTN: DEAR FRIEND,
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WRITE AND INFORM YOU, THAT YOU WERE CHOSEN
TO BE NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENG. EDEN ANDREW WILSON.

I AM SOORY IF THIS LETTER COMES TO YOU AS AN EMBARRASMENT BUT
BE REST ASSURED THAT YOUR PARTICULARS OF CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME
AFTER A DUESEARCH, FOR RELIABLE AND CAPABLE FOREIGNER THAT WILL
HANDLE CONFIDENTIALLY A TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY, FROM
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC TO A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT.

THE DEAL IN DETAILS: - A FOREIGNER, LATE ENG. EDEN ANDREW WILSON
WAS AN OIL MERCHANT / CONTRACTOR WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF
NIGERIA AND RESIDES HERE IN NIGERIA UNTIL HIS DEATH FIVE YEAR
AGO IN A GHASTLY MOTOR ACCIDENT.
HE HAD A DEPOSIT OF (US$32, 624,000) THIRTY TWO MILLION, SIX
HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS, WITH THE
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC BEFORE HIS DEATH IN AUGUST 1995.

I AM HIS ACCOUNT OFFICER AT THE UNION BANK, AND NOBODY HAS
SERVICED THE ACCOUNT OR SHOWN UP FOR HIS MONEY SINCE AFTER HIS
DEATH TILL DATE.

ALTHOUGH, EFFORTS HAVE BEEN MADE BY THE BANK TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIS NEXT OF KIN OR ANY OF HIS RELATIONS, BUT ALL TO KNOW
AVAIL (HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN).
IT IS ON THIS NOTE SOME TOP OFFICIALS OF UNION BANK, WHO ARE
FULLY AWARE OF THE INCIDENT RESOLVED AND ASKED ME TO FIND AND
NEGOTIATE WITH TRUST WORTHY FOREIGNER WHO IS WILLING TO ASSIST,
AND ACT AS NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE ENG. EDEN ANDREW WILSON, THIS
SUM OF MONEY IS NOW KEPT IN THE DECEASED ACCOUNT OF THE UNION
BANK, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS MONEY (US$32, 624, 000) WHEN
TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE USED FOR A JOINT VENTURE
ESTABLISHMENT, AS MAY BE AGREED BY BOTH PARTIES INVOLVED.
THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE, FOR WE HAVE CONCLUDED EVERY
ARRANGEMENT TO SAFEGUARD YOU IN THIS TRANSACTION.

THEREFORE, IF YOU WISH TO ASSIST US, HASTEN UP AND SEND THE
FOLLOWING TO ENABLE US EFFECTIVELY PROCESS THE NECESSARY DOCUMENT
FOR SMOOTH TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, TO BE NOMINATED BY YOU AS
THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE LATE ENG. EDEN ANDREW WILSON, YOU ARE
URGENTLY REQUIRED TO SEND TO ME.

THE NAME TO BE USED IN CHANGING THE EXISTING NEXT OF KIN AT THE
BANK.
YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR FAST AND SAFE
COMMUNICATION.
WE KNOW WE HAVE NEVER MET OR ENTERED INTO ANY KIND OF
TRANSACTION WITH YOU BEFORE AS TO KNOW THE EXTENT OF YOUR TRUST
AND HONESTY. BUT BASED ON THE RECOMMENDATION, I PERSONALLY WANT
TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THE MONEY IF IT FINALLY
GETS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

IT IS ON THIS NOTE I CONSIDER IT PROPER TO WRITE AND ASK FOR
YOUR CONSENT, AND PERMISSION TO SUPPORT THE TRANSFER INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT.

PLEASE, FOR SECURITY REASONS ACKNOWLEDGE ME THE RECEIPT OF THIS
LETTER BY MAILING ME BACK THROUGH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.

I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE,

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
AYON RICHARDS.

Usman scheint eine leichte Persönlichkeitsstörung zu haben. Stört mich das? Nein, bei 32.624 M$ kann man über solche Kleinigkeiten locker hinwegsehen.
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:50
Ich leitete diese Mail also an G.B. weiter und der antwortete dann freundlicherweise.

To: poor [at] spamvictim.tld
Subject: URGENT MESSAGE
Dear Sirs,
a close associate of mine forwarded your proposal to me because
he knows I`m the right person to fulfill your expectations. You
can be sure that everything will be handled with absolute
discretion and reliability.
Before we start discussing the details of the transaction I need
of course first some confirmation about your identity. Please
send me a few documents proving your identity and position at the
bank. Because my company has offices in two major cities here it
is necessary to fax the documents to both numbers listed below
and email them as attachments to me.
FAX (zwei 0190-Faxabrufnummern der VBZ)
Please keep the files small because there is only very limited
space on the email accounts and use "WILSON ENGINEERING NIGERIA"
as the fax title.
For telephone contact please use this mobile number:
PHONE +49-1033-11836 (Siehe S.2 Telefonbuch)
I`m looking forward to your answer.
Yours truly,
Giorgio Betonshu

[Bei jeder Antwortmail gab es die Hotmail-typische Fullquote unten. Ob Usman TOFU mag?]

Ist er nicht nett? Allerdings dürften sämtlich dieser Nummern nicht aus dem Ausland erreichbar sein. Und wenn doch, dann kann er sicher mit der Telefonauskunft auf türkisch nicht viel anfangen. Naja, wer reich werden, will muß leiden!
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:51
Und wirklich, bald darauf trudelte eine Antwort ein. Wie die vorige auch schon sah diese wie ein Standardschreiben an potentielle Opfer aus. Beim nächsten Mal bitte etwas mehr Einsatz, Usman! Und vielleicht mehr auf das vorige Schreiben eingehen!

Dear Giorgio Betonshu,

Firsly i must thank you very immersley for your e-mail
response to my prposal i thank you indeed. The truth must be told and
accepted foe nobody pointed you to me but i only secured your contact
address from our large chambers of commerce and industry.
As you are aware today’s global business transaction is mostly done by
persons living in different cities and many miles apart. Thus, trust has
become the bedrock and cornerstone of such dealings.

But note, ours is a proposal which you have the right to accept or
reject . you can reject it if it will bring you harm or any discomfort
or accept it if it will being you any benefit or cause you help others
which is what the Almighty God commended. The end justifies the means.

Our is a deal carefully calculated by a team of senior Bank executives,
who think that it is more reasonable to use saID: [ID filtered]
benefit rather than leave for irresponsible “seize” the fund for
their selfish use. Our federal fiscal law, require that if saID: [ID filtered]
not claimed after 5years, the government will confiscate the fund for
social development works which they will not carry out.
As the panel in charge of the funds, we know how to smoothly arrange and
effect the saID: [ID filtered]
The joint Venture that i am talking about is an ivestment that we will
have to put the money in that will bring to us more profit,once this
fund is been transfered inot your account and you confirm the receipt i
will be coming over to meet with as to do as we have agreed.
To commence this transaction the following will be needed as to enable
me fill in your name as the existing next-of-kin to late. Eden Andrew
Wilson.
1) Your full name
2) Your contact address
3) An account will be needed were this fund will be
transfered into.
4) Your private tel/fax number for easier
communications.
All this will enable me fill in your name in the Bank and then you can
now apply for the fund directly to the bank.
I have to let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free for i
have already concluded every arrangements as to ensure your safty in
this transaction.
But note that we have never entered into any kind of transaction before
as to know the extent of your turst and honesty, but i base my trust on
the almighty God who has commended us to help one another.On the other
hand, your acceptance will bring some financial benefit to you but more
that that, it will bring succur, hope and untold happiness to our
already impoverished families, especially when we retire.
My friend, also know that my entire hope is on this fund for a better
feture for me and my family for it was on this note i consider it proper
to write and seek for your consent to support the transfer into your
account.
So do reach me asap as to enable us conclude this transaction, for this
transaction is the kind that will only take us 14 Bank working days to
transact following the day of the recepit of your postive response
towards the transaction.
I await your urgent response as to enable me fill in your name in the
bank as the existing next-of-kin to Late.Eden Andrew wilson.
Have a nice day.
Thanks & God bless.
Dr.Usman Jaffer

Toll, wie unser Usman auf die mitleidige Tränendrüse drückt, nicht wahr?
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:52
G.B. ließ sich offensichtlich von der Story beeindrucken und antwortete sehr bereitwillig. Usman war offensichtlich genau beim Richtigen gelandet...

Dear Dr. Usman Jaffer,
I am very glad that you dID: [ID filtered]
transaction.
Yes, trust is highly important in this area of business. Thus I would
recommend that we set up together a special bank account especially for
this transaction. A Swiss bank would be the best way for this because
neither you nor I want the Department of Finance profite from the money.
We both would have exclusive access to this bank account and so could
easily have a way to deal with our expenses during the transaction too.
The easiest way would be that you or one of your representatives comes
to me and we open an account at the local bank office. Thus you can be
absolutely sure that you get your money after the transaction.
If you don`t want this I`ll simply use one of my bank accounts. But
in this case the greedy Department of Finance will claim its big,
too big share.
Please tell me which method you prefer.
Here is the data you need:
Full Name: Giorgio Lupara Betonshu
Contact Address: GEHEIM!
Mobile Phone: +49-1033-11836
Fax: wieder eine VBZ-Nummer
I await your response and I`m sure we can come to an agreement.
With friendly greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Usman hatte erst einmal alles was er braucht und definitiv nicht gebrauchen kann. Har har har!
Das irgendetwas mit der Nummer nicht so recht stimmte wurde ihm bald klar.

dear giorgio
i have tried to ring you but it appears your phone number is not
complete,please cend me a more correct phone number and reply my mail.
regards
usman

Die Nummer stimmt schon und Giorgio erklärte das noch einmal gaaanz genau.

Dear Usman,
sorry to hear that you couldn`t reach me. But my phone number is
indeed the +49-1033-11836. You know, the country prefix is the +49
or 0049. The 1033 is the prefix of my telephone company. Usually it
is 01033 but when you dial from foreign countries the leading zero
is lost. And the 11836 is the number of my phone.
I think the 0049-1033-11836 should work now. Otherwise please email
me again and I`ll setup a special stationary number for our contact.
Friendly greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Aussicht auf Besserung bestand aber trotzdem nicht.
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:53
Aber was soll`s, Usman kam erst einmal direkt zum geschäftlichen Teil.

dear giorgio
Thank you for your prompt response. Regards To your e-mail
response, I was very happy to read your Mail, I believe that we will
work together as one Family to achieve the success of this business.
Please I want to remind you once again about the secret Of this business
it’s very important as any atom of Exposure will jeopardize the
transaction.
As for the account problem, because of the fact that time is not on our
side,i will advice that you use your local account for now and when the
money will be ready for transfer, we will now make an alternetive
arrangment for account number.
All you will have to do right now is reproduce the below Draft letter
and send to the management in charge of This fund, this application
letter must be reproduced signed.
Please send immediately to the Director Federal Fund Release Department
(FFRD) Dr.john okpan at the Department`s direct e-mail address:
ffrd_nigeria [at] financier.com
Below is the application letter you are to reproduce And send.
Thanks & God bless.
Dr.Usman Jaffer
=======================================================



Name:
Address:
Tel:
Fax:
Date: 18th,nov 2002

THE CHAIRMAN
FEDERAL FUND RELEASE DEPARTMENT
LAGOS-NIGERIA
DR.JOHN OKPAN

APPLICAN FOR NEXT OF KIN TO LATE. EDEN ANDREW WILSON

ATTN:
Dear Sir,

I am writing to you with regard to a relative of mine(uncle), the late
Eden Andrew Wilson, and an Account that he had on deposit in your bank.
If my Records are correct, Mr. Eden Andrew Wilson had Approximately
$32,624M USD on deposit in account 04019251007.
Mr. Eden Andrew Wilson, a foreginer residing in Nigeria, died in a auto
motor accident crash on dec 11,1997. Specifically he resided in
Lagos-Nigeria and Owned fritz incorporation ltd.
Below are his account details:
Date of deposit: 11.10.97
Type of account: Domiciliary account (USD)
Amount: $32,624.000.00
(Thirty Two Million Six hundred and twenty Four
Thousand US Dollars)
Account Number:04019251007
DepositCode: XXC2Z
Account Balance: $32,624,000.00
Occupation: Business
Name of Company: FRITZ INCORPORATION.
Company Activity: CONTRACTOR/SUPPLIERS
Source of Funds: CONTRACT EXECUTED FOR NIGERIA CEMENT
COMPANY.
Contract NO: CIMNIG/93/07/YC/211.

I am his next of kin and will provide you with the Necessary documents
to substantiate this claim. please be informed that I wish the
Outstanding balance on account No.04019251007 be paid
Into this company and nominated Bank and Account Number:

NAME OF BANK:.............................
ADDRESS OF BANK:...........................
...........................
...........................
Account No: ......................
SWIFT CODE: ......................
Routing No: ......................
TEL: ...................
FAX: ...................
TELEX:..................
I am sorry for this late application as it was due to management
reorganizations and logistic problems. I hope this will receive your due
attention. You can reach me most easily on the telephone number above or
My
e-mail with any questions.
Please accept my apology regarding the tardiness of This application,
but it was related to logistical Problems related to his passing and
funeral rights.
Thank you for your time and consideration.

Yours very truly,


Sign:...........
Stamp:...............

Hm, Formulare ausfüllen macht Spaß! Das ist hier in .de der Volkssport!
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:54
Giorgio machte sich also an die Arbeit und füllte das Formular recht krativ und ziemlich plausibel samt Stempel und Unterschrift aus (Danke, Ulead PhotoImpact!). Da er ein kleiner Teufel ist, gab es den Schriebs zuerst als BMP mit über 2.7 MB. Leider will Hotmail nur Attachments mit höchstens 1 MB zusammen, so daß dann doch ein gering komprimiertes JPG zum Einsatz kam, sicherheitshalber zusammen mit einer HTML-Version. Beim nächsten Mal wird besser an der Grenze gekratzt!

To: Dr. John Okpan <poor [at] spamvictim.tld>
Subject: Application Form
Dear Dr. Okpan,
here is the requested application form.
Sincerely,
Giorgio Betonshu

Usman bekam sicherheitshalber auch eine Kopie.

Dear Usman,
I`ve sent the application form to Dr. John Okpan. I hope everything
was right. I`ve attached a copy of the draft below, complete with
signature and stamp.
Yours truly,
Giorgio Betonshu

Die Mailboxen platzten leider nicht.
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:55
Usman war anscheinend schon etwas ungeduldig und hatte immer noch Telefonprobleme. Da kann Giorgio aber nichts dafür!

giorgio
why dID: [ID filtered]
you have sent the application. please the moment they reply you, inform
me so that i will tell you the next step.
i have tried to call you so many times but it appears the phone number
is not complete, send me a better phone number.
usman

Ach ja, Giorgio hatte leider gute Gründe für die Verzögerung.

Dear Usman,
I`m very sorry for not replying to you earlier but I was in the hospital
for a few days. You know, the weather here is currently very bad and this
always causes my asthma going wild. But today it is much better again.
Well, the telephone issue is a strange thing. It is quite possible that
my telephone company has some roaming problems with foreign countries.
Please use the number (0190-VBZ) next time.
Only in the unlikely case this doesn`t work again you`d call me at my
company. Of course that is not recommendable because of the high
confidentiality of our transaction. So use the 0049-30-XXXXXX only
if the other number does not work. Tell my secretary you want to speak
me regarding the cement contract for Nigeria. I`ll let lookt it like
a normal proposed business exchange for a construction company.
With friendly greetings,
Giorgio

Na, das wird wieder nix werden. Die zweite Nummer ist allerdings nicht trivial.
Wenigstens war Usman erleichtert, daß sein lieber Partner sich nicht davongemacht hatte.

giorgio
it is nice to hear from you, i will call you later
usman

Und noch einmal:

giorgio
i have tried to ring you but could not, i will ring you tomorrow
usman

Try it again, Usman!
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:56
Nun kam eine Antwort von DR JOHN OKPAN. Warum müssen diese Gangster eigentlich immer so schreien?

From: "federal fund release department nigeria" <ffrd_nigeria [at] financier.com>
Subject: PROVE OF CLAIM
ATTN: GIORGIO LUPARA BETONSHU
DEAR SIR,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEGDE THE RECEIPT OF YOU MAIL AND THE APPLICATION
ATTACHMENT AND TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE STARTED THE NECESSARY
SCRUTINY ON THE APPLICATION.
WE WOULD ADVICE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY PROVIDE ALL THE PROVES TO
SUBSTANTIATE YOUR CLAIM. PROVES MUST INCLUDE YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH LATE EDEN WILSON AND THE A LETTER PROVING THAT YOU ARE HIS
NEXT OF KIN.
WE AWAIT YOUR SOONEST RESPONSE
YOURS FAITHFULLY

DR JOHN OKPAN

Natürlich leitete Giorgio die schleunigst an Usman weiter.

Dear Usman,
I received today the answer from Dr. John Okpan:
....................
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEGDE THE RECEIPT OF YOU MAIL AND THE APPLICATION
ATTACHMENT AND TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE STARTED THE NECESSARY
SCRUTINY ON THE APPLICATION.
WE WOULD ADVICE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY PROVIDE ALL THE PROVES TO
SUBSTANTIATE YOUR CLAIM. PROVES MUST INCLUDE YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH LATE EDEN WILSON AND THE A LETTER PROVING THAT YOU ARE HIS
NEXT OF KIN.
WE AWAIT YOUR SOONEST RESPONSE
....................
What shall I do next?
Sincerely,
Giorgio Betonshu

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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:57
Hihi, Usman hat tatsächlich Geld in Anrufe investiert! Wirklich schade, daß die populären "Mehrwertrufnummern" nicht vom Ausland aus erreichbar sind, sonst hätte die VBZ jetzt einige Euros eingenommen.

giorgio
i called you but i was told it is germen police phone number, i wonder
what is going on.
usman

Tja, was soll man da machen? Jammern, lügen, Technobabble und unverständliche Fremdwörter verwenden!

Dear Usman,
I am very sorry about the inconvenience. You know, my company has
its office in the eastern part of Berlin because the office rent
there is much lower than in the western part. The problem is that
the telephone system here is still suffering from the effects of
communism. We still have a so-called "gezweierten Doppelanschluß"
with our neighbour, the pickpocket archives of the police. The
state telephone company is even twelve years after the end of the
communism not able to end this dreadful situation! No wonder why
their stocks have dropped by more than 90 percent during the last
few years. Luckily I don`t have any stocks of them. Sometimes our
number collides with the one from the police and because the
police always has the top priority in the telephone system the
call lands there. That`s why we use mainly the mobile phones for
communication in the company. The fax is not affected.
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office? In fact I got a few very strange calls yesterday. There
where only strange tones and nobody spoke. What kind of dialing
system do you use? There are some incompatibilities in the local
system with either pulse or tone dialing. I don`t know which
method causes trouble - I`ll have to ask the telephone company.
To solve this embarassing situation I`d say you should give me
your telephone number. Then I`ll call you to finally continue
our transaction.
DID: [ID filtered]
With friendly greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Immer schön konstruktiv und kooperativ bleiben.
Usman ärgert sich, geht aber trotzdem zum nächsten Schritt über. Ich habe das komische Gefühl, daß unser lieber Giorgio irgendwann wieder mit den erwähnten 7000$ zusammentreffen wird...

giorgio
it is a pity that it is happening like this, anyway after much
deliberation i have decided to use the services of an attorney
to tender all the neccessary proves, it will be beter to use
the attorney because they might not take you serious if we
continue to contact them through email or fax. i have already
contacted him and he charged me $7000 to act on your behalf, i
will gather all the money on monday and he will commence work
on monday.
tell dr okpan that you have instructed your attorney in
nigeria to handle the neccessary documentation. the name of
the attorney is MR GANI FAYEMI OF GANI AND ASOCIATE(LEGAL
PRACTIONERS AND SOLICITORS) N0 4 SOLOGUN STREET AGUDA SURUKLERE
LAGOS. mind you, the attorney is not aware of the true history
of the payment, he believes that you are really the next of kin
to wilson. he has demanded to see your first, second pages of
your international passport. your should send it to him through
his mail box gani [at] lawyer.com he is waiting for it. on your
email to him, thank him very much for accepting to work on your
behalf, be diplomatic in your dealings with him.
my office phone number is 234 1 4801966,mobile 234 1 4719568.
for security reason, i am introducing a communication code and
the code shall be success 2002. if you call me, you should ask
me what the code is and if i cannot say success 2002, hang up
the phone. i must say the code before you start saying anything.
this code is very important.
contact the attorney immediately and call me later today
usman

Gibt es XXL für Nigeria? Nein? Na dann spart sich Giorgio eben den Anruf...
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:58
Es war Sonnabend Nachmittag und ich nuckelte an meinem Kaffee. Da stach mich der Hafer und ich arrangierte für Giorgio eine kleine Reise. Mal sehen, ob er Usman zu einer kleinen Stadtrundfahrt überreden kann.

Dear Usman,
I`m just preparing the documents for the attorney and will send
them out immediately after I hear back from you.
I have very exciting news for you! Because of some important
unexpected last minute business negotiations I`ll have to
travel to South Africa this Sunday. There will be a two hour
(4pm-6pm) stop in Lagos so that we could eventually meet and
personally discuss the details of our transaction. I think
this coincidence is a very good omen for our business!
I have already tried to call you a few times because of this
exciting news but nobody picked up the phone (both numbers).
Please email me back as soon as possible what other documents,
forms and other papers you`ll need so that I can bring them all
with me. This should speed up our negotiations immensly. You
probably know a place in Lagos where we can do the paperwork.
Should I bring some money for the attorney with me or do you
have the 7000$ ready?
I`m urgently awaiting your response.
With very happy greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Und weil es so dringend ist, gleich noch einmal:

Dear Usman,
I`m sending this email again to you just in case you didn`t
get it the first time.
I have very exciting news for you! Because of some important
unexpected last minute business negotiations I`ll have to
travel to South Africa this Sunday. There will be a two hour
(4pm-6pm) stop in Lagos so that we could eventually meet and
personally discuss the details of our transaction. I think
this coincidence is a very good omen for our business!
I have already tried to call you a few times because of this
exciting news but nobody picked up the phone (both numbers).
Please email me back as soon as possible what other documents,
forms and other papers you`ll need so that I can bring them all
with me. This should speed up our negotiations immensly. You
probably know a place in Lagow where we can do the paperwork.
Should I bring some money for the attorney with me or do you
have the 7000$ ready? And how are the visa regulations for
Nigeria?
I`m urgently awaiting your response until 8am on Sunday. If
I don`t get a message from you until then we`ll have to wait
until I return from South Africa somewhere next week. But there
will be again a stop in Lagos from what I know and maybe we
could meet then. But tomorrow would be the best because I
could prepare everything then already.
With very happy greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Was denn, keine Antwort? Na warte...

Dear Usman,
I`m now heading to the airport. It`s a real pity that you didn`t
get my mail in time. So we have to try it another day when I
come back from South Africa. I can`t get you a telephone number
there yet but you can reach me under my email address because the
hotel there has internet access and I have my notebook with me.
I would very much pleased if we could arrange a meeting on my
way back to Germany.
Sincerely,
Giorgio Betonshu

Dem wird die Kinnlade runterfallen, wenn er das alles liest. Har har har!
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:58
Ja, richtig geraten! So schnell konnte er bestimmt sein Kidnapper-Team nicht zusammentrommeln.

dear giorgio
i am shocked when i opened my mail and found your mail,infact i do not
know how to express my happiness over your readiness to come to lagos.
i was out of town, my eldest brother daughter dID: [ID filtered]
marriage yesterday and i was the father of the day, because of the
commitment i had to stay close to the family to help with the
arrangment. were are you now, we have to discuse.are you still in south
africa.
email me now
usman

Oh, es ist richtig dringend. Ich sehe schon die $$$ in seinen Augen.

giorgio
were are you
usman

Giorgio war wie immer sehr freundlich:

Dear Usman,
first let me congratulate you to your niece`s wedding. The family is a
very important thing, or as my grandfather saID: [ID filtered]
I arrived in South Africa on Sunday evening. We had a few turbulences
during the last hour of the flight so that my stomach got some problems.
I didn`t feel well when I arrived at my hotel and went to bed. Yesterday
I had some consultations regarding my company`s contract and didn`t have
time to check my email. But today it looks much better.
I think I`ll return on Friday with - of course - a stop in Lagos.
Could you please ask your lawyer and tell me then exactly which
documents I need for completing the paperwork? I`ll let my secretary
send them to me from Germany so that we will be able to finish the
transaction at once. Do I need a visum for Nigeria then?
I`m looking forward to see you!
Giorgio

Usman spricht hoffentlich kein italienisch.
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 19:59
Uff, da ist aber jemand erleichtert.

giorgio
i was very happy to have heard from you, i was wondering why you kept
silent.
the attorney is already doing the paper work, the attorney beleives that
you are the through next of kin, i am afriad that if he sees you, he
might ask you too much question and you will not be able to defend it.
what is your hotel tel number, we hope to round up today. please send me
your first, second pages of your internetional passport
usman

Giorgio ist ein Gauner und wird sich schon etwas einfallen lassen, um den Anwalt einzuwickeln.

Dear Usman,
thank you for your response. The last few days here were really a strain.
The negotiations here are very difficult and time consuming and I can
go to bed only very late at night.
Regarding the attorney I think you should give me more information about
Eden Andrew Wilson so that I can make up a nice "family history" for him.
You sure have some biographical data about my dear "uncle" and even a
picture? This is very important!
I`ve attached a scanned copy of my passport to this mail.
Giorgio

Anstelle des Scans hing an der Mail ein Dialer von IBI-TECs illegitimer Tochter, entpackt (>300kB) und mit einem JPG-Header versehen. Daran scheitert jeder Bildbetrachter. Was für eine erlesene Bosheit.
Da hat sich der Usman aber gefreut...

giorgio
theres is a good news, the bank will reach you tomorrow, i was told that
we are really progressing.
please reply me asap
usman

Giorgio ist jetzt richtig heiß auf das Geschäft.

Dear Usman,
that sounds very good. Please tell me what other documents and things I
shall bring with me to Lagos. Could you maybe send me a picture of you
so that I can you recognize you at the airport? I`ve included one of
myself for you.
Greetings,
Giorgio

Dazu muß man sagen, daß Giorgio eine geradezu verblüffende Ähnlichkeit mit dem nicht mehr ganz jungen Mario Adorf aufweist. Das Bild war allerdings nur inhumane 8kB groß.
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 20:00
Wie erwartet hat Usman gewisse Probleme mit dem Scan. Ich hoffe, er hat lange Zeit herumprobiert und nicht gleich aufgegeben.

giorgio
i have not been able to view your picture,please scan and send again.
also send me your hotel telephone number in south africa.
usman

Aber sicher kann Giorgio die Sachen noch einmal schicken.

Dear Usman,
I`ve scanned both my picture and the important pages of my passport
again at a better resolution and will attach those images to this
email. They look fine here in the Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.
I tried to phone you a few times but without success. Calling me
here in the hotel would have been a problem, because I was today
travelling with a few officials to the future construction site for
an inspection. Tomorrow we`ll sign the contract - success!
Shortly thereafter I`ll head back to the airport and I`ll fly back
home to Germany with the aforementioned stop in Lagos. According to
the airline I`ll arrive at around 7pm in Lagos. If you manage to
send me a picture of yours until Friday noon then I know hoy you
look and it would thus be much easier to find each other at the
airport. Of course you could let me call out then.
We have only about 90 minutes of time until my plane takes off
again. If you want to bring the lawyer with you then please, please
send me some info about E.A.Wilson so that I can "prove" that he was
indeed my uncle. I think I can make up a backstory. The chances are
high that we can do all the paperwork together then! That would be
great for our transaction.
I let some probably useful documents coming from my office in Berlin
and have them stored in my portable computer. I can print out what
you need at the airport.
Please respond and meet me at Lagos airport tomorrow on Friday.
Don`t let pass the chance to speed things up significantly!
Yours truly,
Giorgio

Diesmal ist es ein echter IBI-TEC-Dialer mit satten 700 kB als JPG getarnt. "Giorgios" Bild ist mittlerweile auch bei 80 kB gelandet. Weiß jemand, wie groß eine Mailbox bei Lycos ist?
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 20:01
Egal, diesmal kriege ich ihn und nehme ihm Geld und Notebook ab! Oder auch nicht...

giorgio
what time is your flight for friday, give me your full flight schedule.
usman

Usman hat zwar ziemlich spät geantwortet, aber dank der modernen Technik hat die Mail Giorgio doch noch erreicht.

Dear Usman,
I`m writing this aboard the plane. Surprisingly this plane is one
of the few new smaller Lufthansa ones already equipped with in-flight
internet access. A very good thing!
It`s 18:05 now and according to the flight plan we`ll arrive in
Lagos at 19:13 and leave again at 20:51. So, if you receive this
in time we could meet at the airport to discuss everything.
Sorry for not emailing you earlier but me schedule today was very
hectic and chaotic.
Hope to see you there in a few minutes!
Giorgio

Jaaaaaaaaa, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!11

giorgio
i will i know you at the airport
usman

Aber was ist das? Giorgio wird langsam unruhig, denn Usman ist nirgendwo zu sehen, was eigentlich auch kein Wunder ist, denn er wartet Tausende von Kilometern entfernt.

Usman,
where are you? I`m waiting here but obviously you didn`t arrive yet.
You dID: [ID filtered]
the information but without success yet.
I really hope you manage to find me here soo because in nearly
30 minutes I`ll be in the air again.
I tried to phone you again but nobody answered. Traffic jam?
Giorgio

Oh weh, nicht einmal das Ausrufen an der Information hat geholfen. Ob Herr "Leckmich Amarsch" auch nicht da war?

Usman,
where were you? I`ve been waiting as long as I could but now I`m
already on the way back to Germany. It`s a shame that we didn`t
meet today. Please contact me tomorrow.
Giorgio

Heyheyhey, Giorgio klingt ja richtig ärgerlich. Nicht daß er jetzt einige Leute einschaltet, die ihm noch einen kleinen Gefallen schulden...
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Fidul
07.12.2002, 20:02
Na also, Usman ist schließlich doch noch am Flughafen angekommen. Aber irgendwie lief das nicht so wie erwartet. Wenigstens hat er viele andere Menschen gesehen. Ha!

giorgio
i was at the airport for nearly two hours but could not understand how
to get to you, i saw so many people on suit but it was very difficult
to reach you.
you would have called my mobile phone since i gave it to you, i wish i
saw you.
how is your journey,please send me you mobile phone number
usman

Aber natürlich. Bekanntlich ist Giorgios Nummer die 0049-1033-11836 und... Deja vu!
Fortsetzung folgt...
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DocSnyder
07.12.2002, 20:58
*LOL* http://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gif
Je nachdem wie sich diese Story weiterentwickelt, bietet sich an, sie auf z. B. netmails.com/members/betonshu abzulegen und eine Story auf /. zu posten, um gleich zwei Fliegen mit einer Klappe zu schlagen. http://img.homepagemodules.de/devil.gif
/.
DocSnyder.

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Fidul
08.12.2002, 00:35
Ach ja, geschafft und völlig fertig ist Giorgio endlich wieder zu Hause angekommen. Und was findet er vor? Natürlich eine Mail von Usman.
Hier ist die Antwort:

usman,
I used a credit card phone at the airport to call you four times but
you never picked up the phone. I always used both your numbers! And
I went also three times to the information booth and let them
announce over the loudspeakers that "Dr. Usman Jaffer should please
come to the information booth". Didn`t you hear this? And I gave you
my picture so that you could easily recognize me at the airport.
But everyting without success. Actually I`m quite upset about this
missed opportunity.
My mobile number is still 0049-1033-11836. Switch your phone from
pulse to tone dialing or vice versa if you still have connecting
problems. I was told by my telephone company that this probably
was the cause of your trouble before.
Well, I safely arrived today at home in the morning. It`s very
hard to go from 35&deg;C in South Africa to -10&deg;C in Germany. I hope
I don`t get a cold again because on Monday an important TV station
here wants an interview with me for the famous business programme
"Nepper, Schlepper, Bauernfänger". Actually, I`m pretty proud of
this.
Please contact me again!
Giorgio

Giorgio läßt dem Usman bestimmt ein Video von seinem glorreichen Auftritt zukommen, der Schentelmän der er nun mal ist.
Jedenfalls war Ussi diesmal schnell mit seiner Antwort:

giorgio
it is really a missed opportunity, i wish i saw you. most importantly, i
wonder why my phone always rings and i do not pick it. it is really
funny. do you have my correct numbers. office 234 1 4801966,mobile 234
1 4719568.
thank GOD for journey mercy, i will call you tomorrow.
my regards to your family
usman

Hm, ob die Telefonprobleme möglicherweise mit den Unruhen in Nigeria vor kurzem zusammenhängen? Vielleicht wurden ja einige Leitungen gekappt? Kann das vielleicht jemand mal überprüfen lassen?
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Buzzbomb
08.12.2002, 17:59
hut ab,ich bin begeistert :)
ein schönes beispiel zum thema: wenn geldgier blind macht. vielleicht solltest du dem kollegen mal eine nummer von einer überlasteten servicehotline geben, in der er garantiert lange in einer warteschleife hängt,da könnte ich dir die debiltel hotline nahelegen,da kommt man nie durch,und das man auflegen soll und es später noch einmal versuchen soll,dürfte er ja nicht verstehen ;)
mfg

daWizard
08.12.2002, 18:09
eine solche überlastete Hotline sollte er allerdings nur angeben, wenn sie auch schön teuer ist... http://img.homepagemodules.de/devil.gif

daWizard
Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. - aus Terry Pratchett`s "Einfach Göttlich"

Fidul
11.12.2002, 23:31
Woohoo, Giorgio hat großartige Neuigkeiten für Ussi! Er muß wieder nach Südafrike, den Grundstein flachlegen!

Dear Usman,
would it be possible that during the riots in the past weeks in Nigeria
parts of the telephone system were damaged/destroyed/sabotaged and thus
international calls are difficult? From what I saw in the news it was
quite terrible.
DID: [ID filtered]
alot of noise and several (!) voices at once were speaking in French (!)
but I could understand nothing. I don`t know anybody speaking French.
Please don`t call me on Monday because - as you know - there will be the
TV crew at my company during the interview and more. But from Tuesday on
you can reach me under Faxnummer. This number works from other
counties - guaranteed. It would be the best to call me after 2300.
And there is something else you should know. You surely will be pleased
to hear that I`ll travel to South Africa again next week. The building
contract has been signed with the traditional Stirnabdruck and then the
foundation stone will get laid. This means my company will participate
in building the continent`s largest Abzockerfalle und Gehirnwaschanlage
supported by the South African government and the German Bundesamt für
Merkbefreiung.
It will be a truly great day for me and my company.
But I think I`ll take the plane already a day earlier and spend some
time in Lagos where we finally can do what we should have done already
earlier. Please tell me what documents and other things I need to do
the paperwork and I`ll bring everything with me. And please give me
some information about Eden Andrew Wilson so that I can make up a
believable backstory and family history for your lawyer, will you?
Send me his biographical data in an email. DID: [ID filtered]
lawyer or should I bring some money for him? And please send me a
picture of you so that I can look out for you too at the airport.
I really hope that we finish our transaction until Christmas so that
we and our families can truly celebrate this year and can look into
the future with greater confidence.
With friedly greetings,
Giorgio

Hatte Ussi nach dem BfM gegoogelt oder warum meldete er sich nicht mehr?
Aber Entwarnung - dafür kam eine Mail von Dr. Okpan.

From : "federal fund release department nigeria" <ffrd_nigeria [at] financier.com>
ATTN: GIORGIO LUPARA BETONSHU
RE: CREDIT ADVICE ON PAYMENT OF US$32.624 MILLION IN FAVOUR OF THE ABOVE
BY ORDER OF FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) AND THE CONFIRMATION AND
CLEARANCE FROM THE FEDERAL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL (FEC) WE HAVE BEEN FULLY
ADVISED TO RELEASED THE SUM OF THIRTY TWO MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY
FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$32,624M) ONLY.
BANKERS: gelöscht
ACCOUNT #: gelöscht
SWIFT CODE#: gelöscht
ROUTING NO#: gelöscht
BENEFICIARY: GIORGIO LUPARA BETONSHU
BY THIS PAYMENTS, THE ABOVE REFERENCE IS THE THEREFORE CONSIDERED FULLY
PAID: [ID filtered]
BE INFORMED THAT ALL MATTERS RELATING TO THE SAID: [ID filtered]
REGULARISED AS A FINAL APPROVAL HAS BEEN ISSUED OUT AS A COMPULSORY
OFFICIAL ROUTINE, THE RELEASE ORDER DOCUMENTS MUST BE CERTIFIED AND
RATIFIED (SIGNED) BY YOU.
IN LINE WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PAYMENT POLICY YOU ARE TO
IMMEDIATELY VISIT THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA HEADQUATERS LAGOS ANNEX
FOR THE SIGNING OF THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OR YOU ARE TO BE REPRESENTED
BY A CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ACCREDITED ATTORNEY FOR THE SIGNING OF THE
FINAL RELEASE ORDER
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE TO ADVICED TO INFORM YOUR ATTORNEY THAT HE IS TO
PROCEED FOR THE SWEARING OF AFFIDAVIT IN FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE
UNFAILINGLY TODAY OR TOMORROW. YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A CHARGE OF $1600
FOR COST OF AFFIDAVIT AND ISSUANCE OF FORM M.
THANKS FOR YOU USUAL CO-OPERATION AS WE AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE AS REGARDS
THE SIGNING OF THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER.
CONGRATULATIONS
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR JOHN OKPAN

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Fidul
11.12.2002, 23:35
Schließlich meldete sich auch unser aller Ussi wieder:

giorgio
are you back, we nee to talk. call me on 234 1 4719568.
usman

Mensch, sei doch nicht so ungeduldig! Das schlägt dir bestimmt noch einmal auf den Magen.

giorgio
i called the number, a woman picked the and was laughing. i wonder
usman

Hä? Also das ist jetzt wirklich verblüffend. Eigentlich sollte das nicht passieren. Verwählt?
Naja, Giorgio hat eine plausible Erklärung parat. Wie immer. Und am Mittwoch geht es rund!

Dear Usman,
sorry for the delay but I had to visit the hospital again. As I feared the
large temperature difference from 35&deg;C in Africa to -15&deg;C (!) here took its
toll and I`m running now entirely on Ratiopharm which isn`t a bad thing
either because of their twins. My throat is still extremely sore so that I
have even to "talk" to my secretary using written notices and the computer.
Not a very pleasant situation as you can surely imagine.
Now I`ve got a very nice email from Dr. Okpan:
.............
ATTN: GIORGIO LUPARA BETONSHU
RE: CREDIT ADVICE ON PAYMENT OF US$32.624 MILLION IN FAVOUR OF THE ABOVE
BY ORDER OF FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) AND THE CONFIRMATION AND
CLEARANCE FROM THE FEDERAL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL (FEC) WE HAVE BEEN FULLY
ADVISED TO RELEASED THE SUM OF THIRTY TWO MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY
FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$32,624M) ONLY.
BANKERS: gelöscht
ACCOUNT #: gelöscht
SWIFT CODE#: gelöscht
ROUTING NO#: gelöscht
BENEFICIARY: GIORGIO LUPARA BETONSHU
BY THIS PAYMENTS, THE ABOVE REFERENCE IS THE THEREFORE CONSIDERED FULLY
PAID: [ID filtered]
BE INFORMED THAT ALL MATTERS RELATING TO THE SAID: [ID filtered]
REGULARISED AS A FINAL APPROVAL HAS BEEN ISSUED OUT AS A COMPULSORY
OFFICIAL ROUTINE, THE RELEASE ORDER DOCUMENTS MUST BE CERTIFIED AND
RATIFIED (SIGNED) BY YOU.
IN LINE WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PAYMENT POLICY YOU ARE TO
IMMEDIATELY VISIT THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA HEADQUATERS LAGOS ANNEX
FOR THE SIGNING OF THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OR YOU ARE TO BE REPRESENTED
BY A CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ACCREDITED ATTORNEY FOR THE SIGNING OF THE
FINAL RELEASE ORDER
CONSEQUENTLY, YOU ARE TO ADVICED TO INFORM YOUR ATTORNEY THAT HE IS TO
PROCEED FOR THE SWEARING OF AFFIDAVIT IN FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE
UNFAILINGLY TODAY OR TOMORROW. YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY A CHARGE OF $1600
FOR COST OF AFFIDAVIT AND ISSUANCE OF FORM M.
THANKS FOR YOU USUAL CO-OPERATION AS WE AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE AS REGARDS
THE SIGNING OF THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER.
CONGRATULATIONS
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR JOHN OKPAN
.................
That means our transaction is making a very good progress and can be
completed when I visit Lagos next week. I`ll have to visit South Africa
on Thursday and this means that I`ll come to Lagos on Wednesday. Can
you recommend a good hotel to me? And please send me a picture of yours
so that I can look for you at the airport. I really don`t want to miss
you again.
Dr. Okpan wrote that his charge will be $1600. Does he only accept cash
or cheque/ceresit card too? And are there any other documents needed?
Anyway, I`ll bring everything with me I think we need. DID: [ID filtered]
pay the lawyer?
Please email me so that we can adjust the schedule for next week.
Calling wouldn`t be a good idea because of my "little" problem mentioned
above.
Regarding the call you dID: [ID filtered]
happened then! Under the number I gave you are only one of my private
phones and a fax machine reachable. There is no woman nearby! Are you
sure you used the Faxnummer? And when dID: [ID filtered]
it was the cleaning women while I was in the hospital...
Well, I hope I`ll be ok again next week.
I`m looking forward to Wednesday!
Giorgio

Cleaning woman. Cleaning woman? Cleaning woman!
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Fidul
15.12.2002, 02:25
Prompt meldete sich ein sichtlich verwirrter Usman.

giorgio
some times i do not understand you, today you are there tomorrow you are
not.
i am surprised at the mail mr okpan sent you, and from the content it
means that the mail has been sent a long time without response from you.
this is seriuos.
please the year is fast spent and we can not wait till next week because
the last payment quater listing for interntional payment is for monday
and if we are not registerd, that means that we will have to wait till
next year for another payment quarter. presently i have really spent
money on this transaction and i am broke now, i will want you to write
to mr okpan or call him and ask him how you can send the $1600 to him
immediately, this will make him know that we are serious and he will not
fail to inlude our name for last payment listing. i hope you understand
my fears.
i thank god that you are ready to help me settle the charge but if we
wait till next week wednesday, it will be very terrible for us. please
you will have to help me now or never.
this is the attorney email address, contact him amd ask him how things
are going, he might have some more good news for us. mind you, he
belives that you are the real next of kin so be diplomatic in your
conversation with him.
dr gani fayemi
gani [at] lawyer.com
i need you urgent response
usman

Oh, der Knabe hat es eilig. Na gut, von spontanem MitleID: [ID filtered]
Zuerst eine Mail an den "Beamten"...

Dear Dr.Okpan,
I`m very sorry about the delay in the proceedings but I had to spend
some time in the hospital this week and thus didn`t get your email earlier.
I will personally appear before you with my accredited attorney,
Dr. Gani Fayemi of Gani and Associates, on Monday the 16th of
December to sign the release order, submit all the required documents
and pay the necessary fee of $1600.
I hope that this transaction can be finished still in the current fiscal
quarter and I would be pleased doing everything that is needed to
do so.
Please excuse the delay again.
Sincerely,
Giorgio Betonshu

Leicht schleimig, nicht wahr? Die Sache schreit geradezu nach Schmiergeld.
Dann ist der IANAL, ähem, "Anwalt" dran...

Dear Dr. Fayemi,
I`m Giorgio Betonshu, nephew of the late Eden Anton Wilson. Dr. Usman
Jaffer told me to write you and ask for new informations regarding the
case he already discussed with you.
I`m very sorry that we didn`t meet each other in person last week in Lagos
but due to some conflicting schedules and communication problems on my
side it didn`t work as planned. Now I`ll travel to Lagos again and intend to
meet you and do the necessary paperwork required for the transfer of my
late uncle`s funds.
I intend on meeting Dr.Okpan from the Federal Fund Release Department
on Monday to complete the transaction. Please tell me what other
documents additional to my passport I already sent a copy to Dr.Jaffer are
required to prove my claims and sign the final release order and I`ll bring
them with me.
I would be very grateful if you can arrange an appointment with Dr.Okpan
on Monday the 16th of December for us. Because I`ll arrive in Lagos already
on Sunday we will have sufficient time to discuss the details. I`ll reside at the
Sheraton Lagos Hotel then.
I`m very thankful for your help and cooperation and will be honored to pay
you for your expenses. Please email me back and expect my answer on
Saturday.
Sincerely,
Giorgio Betonshu

Na also, endlich zeigt Giorgio Anzeichen von Bereitschaft zu echter Zusammenarbeit und massivstem Geldausgeben.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!1
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Fidul
15.12.2002, 02:28
Ach ja, Usman wurde natürlich auch über den aktuellen Stand der Dinge aufgeklärt. Vorfreude - schönste Freude. Über Schadenfreude sagt man das auch.

Dear Usman,
first, please understand that when I`m lying sick in the hospital under heavy
medication then I`m naturally not able to check and answer my email. I am
the only one who has the account data and wont let anyone else read my
private conversations! Nobody else here except me knows about our little
secret.
Second, calm down and don`t panic! Everything will be fine right on time.
I`ve arranged to fly to Lagos on Sunday. That`s this Sunday, the 15th. So
we should manage to complete everything on Monday and on Tuesday
I`ll fly to South Africa. The additional time there I can spend in the Kruger
National Park or go hunting. I`ve already emailed Dr.Okpan and Dr.Fayemi
about it.
I`ll stay at the Sheraton Lagos Hotel in Lagos. Either you can catch me at the
international airport or better we meet at the hotel. I`m awaiting the confirmation
of my reservation every moment now and will inform you when I know my
room number. From what I`ve read there are currently some renovations in
progress - I hope I get a quiet room. I think we can use one of the hotel`s
conference rooms for our purpose. And there is an Italian restaurant - great!
You must try the Pasta Carabinieri there! I`ll invite you.
Now, please send me a picture of yours so that I can positively recognise you
and don`t fall for an imposter. You surely don`t want that somebody else
posing as Dr.Jaffer gets the money I`ll bring for you. How many dollars did
you already pay to the attorney? 7000$ or more? Tell me and you`ll get all the
money back you spent for the preparations of our transaction before. Those
more than 32 million dollar from the fund will be more than enough for this.
Well, today I must fly to southern Italy for an important family conference in
Palermo. I`ll return on Saturday afternoon and expect having a few answer
emails in my mailbox. I`ll email you with the details of my travel plan then
immediately. Very early on Sunday my plane takes off and some hours later
I`ll arrive at the Lagos airport.
Good luck and "Bluta Racha!" to you! On Monday the whole stress will be
over and we can look forward to new projects in the future. Do you already
know how you want to invest your money? I think I know somebody who
can give you some very useful advice. Mr. Herbert Hafer of Strohmann
Financial Services Worldwide is one of the very few men who really can turn
100 000 $ into a million in a very short time. Just trust me.
Dear Usman, the future looks bright for us! Optimism!
With friendly greetings,
Giorgio

Ja, das interessiert ihn natürlich brennend.

giorgio
please forward your flight schedule
usman

Aber ach, was ist das? Sollte seine Mailbox durch Massen von Dosenfleisch unbenutzbar geworden sein oder hat man ihm den Stecker gezogen?

From : "Dr.Usman Jaffer" <usmanjaffer [at] hotmail.com>
giorgio
i have been unable to access my previous mail box, this is my new
mail box. all correspondence should be through this new mail box.
usman

Egal, hier ist zum Mitschreiben noch einmal seine neue Adresse: usmanjaffer [at] hotmail.com
Happy misc.testing und removal-eintraging!
Und auch der "Anwalt" hat sich gemeldet. Wie nicht anders zu erwarten blieb er ziemlich vage und ging nicht auf Giorgios Fragen ein.

ATTN: mr betoshu
i received your mail,please keep me posted the moment you arrive lagos.
gani

Er hatte übrigens die gleiche IP wie Ussi wenige Minuten vorher. Zufälle gibt`s...
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Fidul
15.12.2002, 02:30
Jetzt geht`s lohos, jetzt geht`s lohos...

Dear Usman,
everything is fine. My charter plane will arrive in Lagos at around
4pm and after some komatrinken at the hotel our work can start at
5pm in the afternoon. My room number at the Sheraton Lagos is 112a.
You know, it`s an old tradition that hotels never have a room number
ending with a "13" and it always becomes a "12a".
I`d be glad to invite you and Dr.Fayemi to the Italian restaurant at
the hotel where we can discuss our business in a relaxed atmoshere.
Come to the hotel lobby at 5pm and we can finally meet.
Sorry to hear about the incovenience with your previous mailbox. But
now Hotmail is known as a very reliable and trustworthy service.
If there are still any problems then please email me until 8am.
Giorgio

Beide Delinquenten werden zum Treffpunkt bestellt...

Dear Gani,
I`ll arrive at the Lagos Sheraton at around 4pm and would like to invite
you to the Italian restaurant there at 5pm where we and Dr.Jaffer can
discuss the further details of our affair.
Giorgio Betonshu

...wo sie bestimmt eine böse Überraschung erwartet.
Giorgio weiß noch nicht so recht, ob er um halb sechs da unten im Hotel mal anruft und Dr.Jaffer von der Rezeption ausrufen läßt. Mit einer billigen Vorwahl könnte eventuell sogar ein interessantes MP3 drin sein.
Wer es auch probieren will - die Nummer des Hotels ist +234-1-4978660.
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Fidul
15.12.2002, 16:09
Gegenüber http://www.scamorama.com/ ist das hier noch harmlos. http://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gif
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Fidul
15.12.2002, 20:07
So, jetzt hat Giorgio doch tatsächlich umsonst zwei Stunden in der Hotelhalle (nicht) auf seine Kumpane gewartet und ist dementsprechend sauer.
Usman sollte sich jetzt keinen Fehler mehr erlauben oder er ist dran.

Subject: I AM WAITING IN LAGOS!
USMAN!
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON??? IT IS SUNDAY THE 15TH AND I HAVE WAITED
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY FOR MORE THAN TWO HOURS BUT YOU AND YOUR LAWYER
DIDN`T SHOW UP. I CALLED THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS YOU GAVE ME BUT I ONLY
RECEIVED MESSAGES LIKE "THIS NUMBER DOES NOT EXIST". WHAT DOES THIS
MEAN? ARE YOU PLAYING A DIRTY GAME WITH ME? I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!
NOBODY FOOLS AROUND WITH GIORGIO BETONSHU! EITHER YOU CONTACT ME ASAP
OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! TRUST ME, YOU SURELY DON`T WANT
THIS. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE LEFT. CONTACT ME AT THE HOTEL. YOU
KNOW MY ROOM NUMBER IS #112A. IF YOU FAIL COMPLETING OUR TRANSACTION
BY TOMORROW THEN MY OLD FRIEND HORST HENKER WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
ALREADY THIS WEEK. BE PREPARED. I AM AWAITING YOUR CALL OR YOUR EMAIL.
GIORGIO

Don Vito Corleone hat nie so laut gebrüllt. Wer jetzt denkt, daß das nur eine Lappalie und kein Beinbruch sei, wird durch Horst H. bald eines Besseren belehrt werden. Er nimmt auch Nieren in Zahlung.
Und dann ist da noch der "Anwalt". Wenn es sich bei ihm tatsächlich nicht nur um eine weitere Facette der schillernden Persönlichkeit Ussis handeln sollte, wäre eine kleine Investition in Mißtrauen sicher gut angelegt.

Dr.Fayemi,
I must say I`m very much disappointed that neither you or Dr. Jaffer
came to the Sheraton this afternoon. Actually I don`t know if I can
trust Dr.Jaffer anymore. He seems trying to delay the fund releasing
again and again. I think in fact he doesn`t want to let me receive my
late uncle`s money - instead he wants everything for himself!
Please investigate this issue and contact me immediately in private.
I`d suggest you call me at my hotel room #112a at the Sheraton Lagos
or by email under this address. Please tell me where your office is
located in Lagos so that we can meet without Dr.Jaffer knowing it
and finish the details of the funds transfer with Dr.Okpan.
Please be very careful.
With friendly greetings,
Giorgio Betonshu

Ich bin schon auf die Reaktionen gespannt.
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Fidul
16.12.2002, 01:11
Jaaa, es dauerte nicht lange bis sich unsere Kandidaten meldeten. Zuerst Ussi-Baby.

giorgio
you make me feel very uncomfortable with you, i denanded for you flight
schedule, you dID: [ID filtered]
i never got connected to you. the next moment you told me you are in
lagos. sometime i fell you have a very deffernt agenda for me.
i delegated two very good police friends of my to sheraton but they
could not get to you, i was at sheraton waiting for you call since
you have my mobile number you never called. i wonder
anyway i will send some people to see you tomorrow morning
usman

Ha! Da hat er doch tatsächlich zwei Halsabschneider mitgebracht, um unseren Giorgio um sein Hab, Gut und Leben zu erleichtern. So nicht!
Außerdem, wenn ich ein Halsabschneider wäre, würde ich jetzt wegen dieses unnötigen Einsatzes am Sonntag echt sauer auf Ussi sein.
Eine halbe Stunde später schrieb Ussi noch einmal:

giorgio
the attorney just confirmed to me that he was in sheraton room 112A
but dID: [ID filtered]
decieving me
usman

Drei Minuten später meldete sich auch der IANAL noch von der gleichen IP. So ein Zufall aber auch...

ATTN: MR G BETONSHU
I WAS AT SHERATON AND I DEMAMDED TO SEE YOU BUT WAS TOLD THAT THERE IS
NOBODY WITH SUCH NAME AND NO ROOM LIKE 112A.
MY OFFICE ADDRESS IS NO 4 SOLOGUN STREEET OKOKOMAIKO LAGOS. I WILL BE
WAITING FOR YOU IN MY OFFICE TOMORROW
GANI

Was denn, kein 112a? Haben die etwa doch eine Nummer 13?!
Diese verzweifelten Hilferufe aus Lagos schrieen nach entschlossenen Antworten!
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Fidul
16.12.2002, 01:14
Giorgio beantwortete die Mails in der Reihenfolge ihres Eintreffens.

UsmännekenP,
are you telling me that you sent two police goons to the Sheraton to
pick me up? DID: [ID filtered]
Carnivore FBI email filter program at Hotmail - Thank you for not
swearing> - I am allergic to the <Expletive deleted by Carnivore FBI
email filter program at Hotmail - Thank you for not swearing> police!
I hate those guys in general! NO MORE FSCKING POLICE! What were you
thinking? I already told you that I don`t like it when somebody tries
to play little games with me. Then I will play a deadly game with
him! Btw, Mr. Henker and his four mercenary friends were the whole
time at the hotel observing the area and they dID: [ID filtered]
nice pictures of you and your friends. And believe it or not - those
new modern tracking bugs work very smoothly. This means WE know how
you all look and where you all live. If there is again a problem
tomorrow then you all will face some interesting consequences and
it will be a pleasure for me to videotape everything. I already have
a nice collection of that kind of tapes and even Don Berlusconi is
impressed and likes to watch them everytime he visits my finca.
What have you to do now? It`s very simple - you`ll wait in the hotel
lobby at exactly 10am. Somebody will approach you and hand you an
envelope with further instructions. Read them carefully and follow
the given directions. ALONE! Somewhere on the way you will be picked
up by a friend and taken to a quiet place where we will talk. Don`t
say anything to anybody or I`ll have even more fun afterwards.
This is your last chance. Don`t risk it!
Don Giorgio Betonshu

Moment mal, das FBI liest mit?! Und außerdem - wieso verhält sich der Giorgio denn plötzlich so ganz anders? Ist er etwa kein harmloser Geschäftsmann?
Offensichtlich hegt unser wackere Ex-Sizilianer gewisse Vorbehalte gegen Ussis Inkarnation als Gani.

Usman,
I think we have a big problem. You wrote that your attorney was at the
hotel in my room but didn`t meet me. But he wrote me that he couldn`t
find my room at all! I`d call that a very strange behaviour. Are you
absolutely sure you can trust him? Or dID: [ID filtered]
keep all the money for himself and leave us both alone with the bill?
Look, that`s the reason I don`t trust lawyers in first place - the good
old sawed-off shotgun and the Rambo knife are much more reliable for
this kind of negotiations and cheaper when you`re doing the dirty stuff
yourself. But - can I trust you? Do you understand? Do you like to keep
your kidneys and balls? It`s him or you - and tomorrow I`ll decide
who`ll cross the Jordan. Have a look at http://www.rotten.com/ - CU!
Don Giorgio

Zu seiner Ehrenrettung sei gesagt, daß mitunter auch ein Anwalt gern auf Rotten hinweist.
Auch Gani bekam sein Fett weg:

Gani,
I`m very sorry about what happened today. It is all Dr.Jaffer`s fault.
He told me to check in under a false name and give you wrong directions.
I think he planned to kill us both after we get the money! Imagine this!
But I have thwarted his nefarious plan - you`ll see tomorrow. I`ll come
to your office at 11am with a trusted aide and we`ll carry Dr.Jaffer
with us either in a big box or a small urn. It depends on whether he`ll
cooperate or not. Surely you understand what I mean. I know that all
sounds horrible at the first moment but I can assure you that you don`t
have to fear anything IF you don`t try to fool us - we mafia guys are
widely known for our code of honor, good manners and borsalinos.
It is a pleasure dealing with you.
Don Giorgio Betonshu

Ah ja. Giorgio will also Usman um 10:00 treffen und gemeinsam soll es dann zu Gani gehen. Das gäbe eine hypsche Überraschung, wären die beiden Zielobjekte nicht identisch.
Man soll eben immer aufpassen, mit wem man unsaubere Geschäfte machen will. Hat Usman noch Nerven genug für eine Fortsetzung? Werden sich "Unusually Ruthless" Reuban, Marty "Kaboom" Moffat, J.P. "La Malice" Viau, und Jack "Postie" Durham um ihn und seine Goons kümmern dürfen? Weiß er, daß Giorgios Gepäck nicht durchleuchtet wurde, da er mit einem falschen Diplomatenpaß im Privatflugzeug reist?
Fragen über Fragen...
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Fidul
19.12.2002, 14:48
Hm. Usman und seine Gang haben sich nicht mehr gemeldet und das obwohl Giorgio und Horst noch einige "freundliche" Mahnungen schickten und Herbert Hafer, der über die gegenwärtige Sachlage wohl nicht ganz informiert ist, sogar ein äußerst lukratives Investment-Angebot offerierte. Wahrscheinlich waren die Beschreibungen von Luigi Prostatas Schicksal und Usmans wahrscheinlicher Zukunft etwas zu plastisch.
Drei Möglichkeiten:
1. Usman hat nach über einem Monat gemerkt, daß er gründlichst verar***t wurde und hat kampflos ohne Beleidigungen aufgegeben.
2. Usman ist auf der Flucht vor Giorgios Häschern und hat das Land fluchtartig verlassen.
3. Usmans Goons waren sauer, daß sie mehrmals umsonst auf Flughäfen und in Hotels warten durften, was eventuell für Usman nachteilige Folgen gehabt haben könnte.
Egal, Mike Momoh hat jetzt Ussis Telefonnummer und wird sich hoffentlich jede Einmischung in sein Geschäft mit Giorgio energisch verbitten. http://img.homepagemodules.de/crazy.gif
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Alberich
30.12.2002, 14:11
Moment mal...ich bin was langsam...
Du bist also dieser Georgio, und hast den Uzman auflaufen lassen??
Hey, genial!!! Kompliment....nur so kriegt man die Ratten....

selzilla
03.01.2003, 10:40
Gratulation !
Schlage dich für den Antispam Orden vor !
Wir alle sollten viel, viel böser werden ! Bisher bekam ich von den Mitgliedern immer einen Anschiss, wenn ich mit Spamern oder ähnlichem Pack "Ich stell dich an die Wand" gespielt habe. Es freut mich, wenn noch jemand seine Ideen, knallhart in die Tat umsetzt.
In diesem Zuge auch noch die Antwort auf eine private Mail muß leider auf diesem Wege sein, da der Junge keine Mails mehr erhalten kann:
Ja, richtig, ich bin der, für den du mich hältst ! Es hat mich sowiso gewundert, dass noch keiner diese Frage gestellt hat, obwohl ich hier den gleichen Account benutze. Hat dir der Beweis gereicht ? Glaubst du jetzt, dass ich mich nicht mit fremden Federn schnücke ? Gib einfach das Passwort: QQ1987 ein und deine Kiste tuts wieder. Anschließend die Datei Selzilla.dll aus dem Windows-Verzeichnis löschen und alles ist weg !
Tschuldigung, aber du wolltest ja unbedingt wissen, was die böse Selzilla alles mit einer IP Nummer machen kann.
Nichts für ungut, du weißt gegen wen ich kämpfe und niemals rein zum Spaß jemandem den Rolladen herunter lasse.
Gruß Uwe

never touch a running system !

Fidul
04.02.2003, 16:59
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Es könnte diesmal durchaus sein, daß ich einen der 419-Gangster so richtig an der Angel habe. Der Gute hat vom "verstorbenen" Giorgio B. 100000$ "geerbt" und zeigt jetzt gegenüber dem "Anwalt" tatsächlich Interesse, zum Abkassieren nach Berlin zu kommen. Vielleicht brauche ich irgendwann Freiwillige für ein Empfangskommando mit vielen Fotoapparaten. Abwarten...
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