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Fidul
16.04.2003, 14:27
Bevor ich demnächst hier den Mailwechsel zwischen Dr.Chuba Ikechukwu und Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iacute;ter poste, sollte schon mal präventiv <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com> mit Spam versorgt werden. Der arme Kerl. http://img.homepagemodules.de/devil.gif
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DocSnyder
16.04.2003, 14:28
> dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com
Der war doch noch vor kurzem by sify.com - ist er dort rausgeflogen oder ist er am Spam seiner Kollegen erstickt? http://img.homepagemodules.de/clown.gif
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DocSnyder.
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Fidul
01.05.2003, 16:51
Lange hat es gedauert, doch jetzt kommt endlich Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iacute;ter zum Zuge.
Zuerst eine kleine Einführung:
Ein "Mugu" ist im nigerianischen Slang ein "großer Idiot", also z.B. jemand, der auf einen 419-Betrüger hereinfällt und ein "bait" ist natürlich ein Köder. Wieso nun jemand ausgerechnet am 1.April auf so einen Idiotenköder antwortet, wird mir wohl ewig ein Rätsel beleiben. Waren es vielleicht die schwedischen Umlaute, die den guten Doktor verwirrten?
Die handelnden Personen:
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iacute;ter ist die Direktorin des Betrœgeren Gymnasium "in beautiful Stockholm, Sweden". Ihrer Tante Ursul&aring; gehört "Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d", die größte Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d-Fabrik Schwedens.
Dr. Chuba Ikechukwu ist der Gauner aus Lagos. Wenn der wüßte, was ihm blüht...
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From: "DR CHUBA IKECHUKWU" <chuba [at] ecplaza.net>
To: ???
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800
Subject: pls very urgent
DR CHUBA IKECHUKWU
FAX; 234 1 7599159
EMAIL:chuba [at] ecplaza.net
Dear Sir,

URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, which is
of mutual benefit. This is by virtue of it`s nature of being utterly
confidential.I am sure and have confidence of your ability, and
reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude.
We are top Officials of the Federal Government Contract review Panel
who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds
which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this
business,we need your assistance to enable us transfer funds into your
account. Asmembers of the Contract Review Panel set up by the Government
of Nigeria toreview all contracts from 1983 to the present,we have
identified a lot ofinflated contract funds which are presently
floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria ready for payment.
By virtue of our position as Civil Servants and members of this
Panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names, in this regard I
have been delegated by my colleagues of the review Panel to look for an
overseas partner into whose account we would transfer the sum of
US$21,320,000.00 ( Twenty -One Million, Three Hundred and Twenty
Thousand United States Dollars) hence we take the liberty to writeyou.
The money will be shared as follows:-
1. 20% for the account owner
2. 70% for us (The Officials)
3. 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreignexpenses.
Please note that this transaction will take between 7 to 10 working days
from the date of receipt of the following information by Fax
234 1 7599159,Your Company`s signed and stamped letterhead with
atranscribed "Text" which we would send to you upon receipt of your
reply with a letter of interest.The above information will enable us
write letter of claim, and Job description by using your Company name
to apply for payment for the above stated amount.Please acknowledge the
receipt of this letter using the above Fax number.
Detailed information of this pending business transaction will be
sent to you as soon as I hear from you.
Yours faithfully,
DR CHUBA IKECHUKWU
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Bla bla bla, also wieder einmal das Übliche. Fr&iacute;da zeigte sich jedoch interessiert:

To: poor [at] spamvictim.tld
Subject: Re: pls very urgent
Date: 30 Mar 2003 20:00
Dear Dr.Chuba,
I am very much interested. Please send me further details.
Fr&iacute;da

Fidul
01.05.2003, 16:57
Und wirklich, Chubby sprang darauf an. Gier macht blind und verleitet zu Koordinationsfehlern. Und zu einer neuen Email-Adresse.
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : DETAILED MODALITIES AND TEXT APPLICATION
Date : Sun, 30 Mar 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
Dear Bo Johansson ,
Thank you very much for your quick response . I received your
email and I am sending to you this detailed message with the
details of how we intend to get the funds out to your account
quietly and smoothly. However, I have discussed your response
with my colleagues, and with our acknowledgement of your apparent
understanding of the need for strict privacy in the transaction
of this magnitude, we make bold to give you the details of the
perfected modalities for the projects prompt realisation 100%
risk free and timely. As top government functionaries who are
about to retire and take active role in the next political
dispensation/democratic election in my country, we have to keep
this transaction strictly confidential so as to protect our
future political career and personal integrity. We hereby
reassure you as the originators of the pending project that
if you follow our instructions religiously, accordingly and
promptly,the project will be 100% completed in at most 5 to10
banking days from the receipt of your requirements.Under our
perfected modalities for a prompt finalisation of the project,
it is absolutely risk-free and fail-proof. We realise the
necessity of confidence and trust as reposed on us all as
partners,being necessary for building the solidarity
disposition to be maintained by us in the furtherance of the
prompt realisation of our desire. In total recognition of this
spirit, we guarantee to you, that neither your interest nor
that of your company will be brought to odiom by reason of
this project. You can count absolutely on this as we will not
let you down.
Your Requirements:To meet with the total guarantee given above,
it is absolutely essential for us to officialise the process of
the funds transfer, making it take the semblance of a transfer
of contractual payment for a contract, which under our modalities
will be officially perceived to have been executed by your
company for the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COOPERATION (NNPC),
while the very nature of this project as an organised deal, will
remain in our(partners only) exclusive knowledge. Please do not
let us down.To formalise the project, we are sending along with
this email message, A SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM needed for
officializing the project, towards perfecting our modalities for
the funds transfer. As a contract payment you should fill out
this form properly,date it, sign it and despatch it to us
promptly by fax, on my confidential Tel/fax.-234 1 7599159.This
will enable us officialise the project. Or you could also send
via email. Keep the original safely as they may ultimately be
needed at the instance of the project finalisation.
Once more, there are no risk involved at all as this is a
completely confidential transaction. We are presently
handicapped because we lack a viable partner who has a foreign
account and is ready to financially assist us in finalizing
this urgent business, this is due to restive laws of the Federal
Civil Service of Nigeria which forbids us government workers
from having foreign accounts. By virtue of our position
(By Tender Board/Contract Awards Review and Payment Approval
Committee) it is ordinarily and exclusively our duty to validate
all payments of contractual moneys to contractors for contracts
executed for all Federal Statutory Corporation of our past
Federal Military regime. Under our modalities for prosecuting
this project to a prompt finalisation, it is our intention that
upon receipt of the duly typed Payment Information From you, we
shall validate the claim,make a customary writing report, that
your company executed a contract for the Nigerian National
Petroleum Cooperation (NNPC), and it is by virtue of the
contract, entitled to the payment of theUS$21,320,000.00 that
we want to transfer. This report will validate the bonafide of
your claim and confirm you as the contractor beneficiary of the
funds and therefore entitled to an allocation of an Exchange
Control Approval number for the release of theUS$21,320,000.00,
by the Federal Ministry of Finance, and subsequent remittance
of the funds to your nominated bank account (for us all) by
the Central Bank of Nigeria CBN), which is the banker for all
Federal Statutory Corporation in my country and paying bank.
All the Federal Ministry of Finance does after our validation
report is to issue the final Exchange Approval Order Number as
a bureaucratic satisfaction of contractual funds release
procedure. In effect,once the Contract Awards Review and
Payment Approval Committee has validated a claim, the Federal
Ministry of Finance is bound to approve same, this is why we
have an unflinching confidence in the safety of our
arrangement.The transaction will be a Bank to Bank affair.
From the foregoing, you are therefore able to appreciate why
we have hammered on the absolute necessity of our maintenance
of confidentiality of the project and the transfer even after
we have disbursed the money after arrival in your account.
Finally, we will want you to guarantee us the following:
1) That you will keep this transaction totally confidential?
2) That you are satisfied with your share of the funds?
3) That you will remit our portion of funds as soon as they
arrive your account except by further instructions on how
should invest it?
Once again, thank you very much for your expressed
willingness to assist in this project.I urgently await
the completed application form to enable me commence
action here timely this week.
Regards,
DrChuba Ikechukwu


.......................................................
SPECIMEN APPLICATION FORM



NB.
DEAR
FRIDA MUGUBAITER,
FIND ATTACHED THE TEXT THAT YOU SHOULD TRANSCRIBE AND
SEND BACK TO ME ON MY SECURED FAX NUMBER:234 1 7599159 OR EMAIL ATTACHMENT.
DO SEND BACK THE TRANSCRIBED TEXT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WE CAN BEGIN THE PROCESS OF DOCUMENTATION .


TRANSCRIBE THIS PORTION ON YOUR LETTER HEADED PAPER
THE GROUP MANAGING DIRECTOR,
DATE:..........
NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION
FALOMO OFFICE COMPLEX
P.M.B. 12701 IKOYI, LAGOS
ATTENTION: ENGR. EUGENE T. IDOWU.
RE: CONTRACT NO: NNPC/PED/9753/95/KADREF
SUPPLY, COMMISSIONING OF 250,000 MONAX TURBINE
POLYPROPYLENE PLANTS AND 150,000 BPSD FOR KADUNA
REFINERY, PIPELINE RECONSTRUCTION AND COMPUTER
OPTIMIZATION FOR PLANTS "A" TO "D" AT KADUNA REFINERY.

WITH REFERENCE TO YOUR LETTER NNPCPED VOL. 03225 DATED
19TH march, 1995 AND ARTICLE 35 WE TAKE THE LIBERTY TO
SUBMIT TO YOU THE ATTACHED INVOICE NO. 940253 FOR THE
AMOUNT OF US$21.320.00M (TWENTY-ONE MILLION,THREE
HUNDRED TWENTY THOUAND U.S. DOLLARS ONLY) BEING THE
FINAL PAYMENT DUE TO US ON COMPLETION OF THE ABOVE
MENTIONED CONTRACT.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED ARTICLES OF
AGREEMENT AND ALL OTHER RELEVANT AMENDMENTS THERETO,
WE WISH TO STATE THAT IN ARRIVING AT THIS CLAIM, WE
HAVE TAKEN COGNISANCE OF THE MOBILISATION FEES ALREADY
RECEIVED FROM YOU.
KINDLY REMIT THE ABOVE STATED AMOUNT IN FULL TO OUR
UNDERMENTIONED BANK ACCOUNT:
BANK NAME:.......................
BANK ADDRESS:....................
BANK FAX/TEL NO:.................
ACCOUNT NO:......................
BANK TELEX NO.:..................

YOURS FAITHFULLY

TRANSCRIBE THIS PORTION ON YOUR INVOICE

NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION
FALOMO OFFICE COMPLEX
P. M. B. 12701
QUANTITY DESCRIPTION AMOUNT
ITEM 1 SUPPLY, COMMISSIONING OF 250,000 MONAX TURBINE
POLYPROPYLENE PLANTS AND 150,000 BPSD FOR KADUNA
REFINERY US$11,100,000.00
ITEM 2 PIPELINE RECONSTRUCTION AND COMPUTER
OPTIMIZATION FOR PLANTS "A" TO "D" AT KADUNA REFINERY
US$10,220,000.00

CERTIFIED OFFICIAL INVOICE
THIS BILL WAS QUOTED AND IS PAYABLE IN U.S DOLLARS
ONLY.
CONTRACT SITE: NIGERIA
CONTRACT TYPE: INDUSTRIAL
A/C DEPT. CODE: B - 600 - 23
CORPORATE CODE: COG - 4211
SUB TOTAL: US$21,320,000.00
GRAND TOTAL US$21,320,000.00

THE INVOICE SHOULD BE STAMPED AND SIGNED


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Was für ein Service, komplett mit vorbereitetem Formular.

Fidul
01.05.2003, 17:07
Fr&iacute;da war natürlich etwas verwirrt. Wer zum Teufel ist dieser Bo Johansson? Trotzdem zeigte sie guten Willen.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
was this email addressed to me? I`m asking because my name
is not Bo Johansson but Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter. But I am thankful
for your answer and I think you just inserted a wrong name
from Sweden above because my real name below was right then.
I will fill out the forms and send them to you very soon.
And of course I can guarantee you that I will keep this
transaction completely confidential, that I am very much
satisfied with my share of 20% and that you will receive
your part of the funds. If you want invest the money then
I would recommend under the current circumstances a very
respected company like Bofors.
With friendly greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Köp en ny v&aring;rgarderob p&aring; Vinn drömresa till G&aring;,
p&aring; Dejting Bejaka dina v&aring;rkänslor Kolla in v&aring;rens.

Sicherheitshalber ging die Mail an alle Adressen von Chubby raus. Das "Schwedisch" am Ende stammt von der msn.se-Startseite. Es ist jeweils grausam zusammengepuzzelt, wirkt aber authentisch.
Chubby antwortete (natürlich zweimal):
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 1 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
Dear frida,
how are you doing?
thank you for your swift response, and thank you for
the way you are going
about it, and i thank you for knowing that
confidentiality leads to the success of
this pending project of ours
please do try and send down the filled text
application immediately
to enable us commence on the documentation of this
pending project of ours
because time is not on our side,please act
accordingly.
please i will want you to be contacting me via my
confidential mail
box because i do not want anything that will
jeopardise this pending
project of ours my email is dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com
regards
Dr Chuba
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So viele Ausrufezeichen. Hoffentlich sind Chubbys Unterhosen sauber. Eine weitere Email-Adresse hat er auch...

Fidul
01.05.2003, 17:15
Nagut, Zeit für ein bischen Spaß! Ein beabsichtigtes Mißverständnis und eine kleine Unklarheit...

Dear Dr.Chuba,
very good, from now on I will only use your new email address
that is <dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com> for communication.
There is still a little problem I found after a closer look.
In your forms it says that the fictional contract is for the
`SUPPLY, COMMISSIONING OF 250,000 MONAX TURBINE
POLYPROPYLENE PLANTS AND 150,000 BPSD FOR KADUNA
REFINERY, PIPELINE RECONSTRUCTION AND COMPUTER
OPTIMIZATION FOR PLANTS "A" TO "D" AT KADUNA REFINERY.`
May I ask you what this all means? I have no idea what turbine
propylene is. It would be very embarassing for me if somebody
from the financial department asks me about this contract and
I have not the slightest bit of knowledge regarding the content.
You should know that I`m not an experienced businesswoman but
just the head mistress of the Betrœgeren Gymnasium (highschool)
in beautiful Stockholm, Sweden and do not know very much about
construction works. Could you maybe arrange another "contract"
version that would work better with my dear aunt Ursul&aring;`s
Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d factory, which is the largest one in Sweden? Maybe
our company could have delivered an important and urgently
required Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d shipment to the NNPC? The time of your
proposal couldn`t have been better because of the bad economic
situation here right now the business isn`t running very well.
With friendly greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Hetaste bilar Mer p&aring; Spara tID: [ID filtered]
Ladda hem gratis idag Planera semestern redan nu.

Chubby: "Jaanz ruhig, et läuft!"
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Wed, 2 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
dear frida,
how are you today?
you do not have to worry about a thing because we have already
maped out strategy over here that will ensure the smooth transfer of these
funds .
all you have to do now is to furnish us with the neccessary information to
enable us to commence on the documentation of this pending project of ours
please act immediately because time is not on our side
awaiting your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba Ikechukwu
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Hoppla, da hat er doch glatt was vergessen:
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Wed, 2 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
dear frida
the new email address is dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com
still expecting the fill text application so that we
can commence on the documentation process of our pending project
awaiting your swift response
regards
Dr chuba ikechukwu
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Mit derart vielen Adressen kann man schon einmal durcheinanderkommen. Solange man nicht die Persönlichkeiten verwechselt...

Fidul
01.05.2003, 17:25
Die arme Fr&iacute;da ist jetzt vollends verwirrt. Was muß denn der Chubby auch alles so kompliziert machen!

Dear Dr.Chuba,
now I am very much confused. You are writing your emails from the address
dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com but then you say your address is dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com.
Which is the right one? You know, I don`t want to send the forms to the
wrong address. This would be the third email address you use. Why
couldn`t you just stay with one like most people I know do?
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
S&aring; f&aring;r du till mobilen Följ v&aring;rens frammarsch p&aring;,
Vinn resor i v&aring;r filmtävling Häng med när börsen.

Ach nee, was für eine billige Ausrede kommt denn jetzt:
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response.
Date : Thu, 3 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
Dear frida,
how are you doing?
i received your mail and all the contents were quite understood
why i deceided to use this new email which is dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com
is because the other one which is dr_chubai [at] yahoo.com my personal
secetary has access to the email box and due to the confidentiality nature
of this project i had to desregard it,please do send down the neccessary
documents that will enable us fill for these pending project of ours
immediately through this new email.
so that we can commence on the documentation process
awaiting your swift response
bless you
regards
Dr Chuba
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Kaum ist ein Tag vergangen und schon fängt der Chubby an zu quengeln.
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : reminder.
Date : Fri, 4 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0800 (PST)
DearFrida,
How are you today?
I am yet to receive the filled text application required for us to
officially demand for the remittance of our contract entitlement
into your account for us all. You must remember that for a debt to
be paID: [ID filtered]
Also bear in mind that we are coming to the end of a financial
quarter over here and it will be to our advantage if these funds
are released into you nominated account as soon as possible.
Kindly inform me of your interest if you are still willing to help
us finalize this funds remittance process.
Best regards
Dr Chuba.
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In der Ruhe liegt die Kraft!

Fidul
01.05.2003, 17:37
Wie von Chubby gewünscht bekam er seine zwei Briefchen. Als Hintergrund für das Papier nahm ich (natürlich!) das Bild einer Büste des Muppet-Koches, veränderte es leicht und setzte es unauffällig mit geringem Kontrast rein.
Die Firmenadresse ist auch nicht ohne:
Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d
Konigr&iacute;ke Hœflifer&aring;nten se 1756
Tyrgat&aring;n 8, 101 32 Stockholm, Sverige-Sweden
Tel: +46-712-49072 Fax: +46-8-246398
An der Adresse befindet sich die nigerianische Botschaft, der auch die Faxnummer gehört. Vielleicht stellt da jemand Nachforschungen an? Die Telefonnummer gehört einer öffentlichen Telefonzelle, die aber vermutlich nicht von auswärts zu erreichen ist. Schade.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
as promised here are the forms. I used the letterhead from my aunt`s
company so that it looks really official now. Was that right?
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Vänder Chatta p&aring; nätet S&aring; blir vädret hos dig -
Kart&Söktjänst Nya Hitta nytt jobb med Dagens!

Als Anhang gab es eben diese zwei professionell wirkenden Dokumente. Ich hätte Fälscher werden sollen!
Chubby war happy.
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Mon, 7 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you today?
I have received the copy of the text application and I
will act upon it tomorrow.
I will give you the full explaination on the
subsequent stages in this transaction in my message to
you in my mail tomorrow pls do send me your phone number tomorrow.
Regards,
Dr Chuba
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Warum wollen die Nasen einen immer anrufen? Ich hasse dieses ewige Klingeln!

Dear Dr.Chuba,
I am fine, thank you. How are you today? It is nice to hear that
the application forms have arrived properly.
This is my private telephone number: +46-712-37421.
Of course during the day I`m teaching at the Betrœgeren Gymnasium
so you can reach me only under the office number +46-712-48257.
Just ask there in English for Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter. I have many
contacts to international partner schools so that is not uncommon.
But if I`m holding a class at the moment then try it later again.
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter

Natürlich sind das die Nummern weiterer Telefonzellen. Man gönnt sich ja sonst nichts.

Fidul
01.05.2003, 17:51
Chubby war fleißig, aber nicht perfekt.
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Mon, 7 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL TRANSMISSION
Attn : Miss Frida Mugubaiter
Form : Dr Chuba Ikechukwu
Date: 8th April 2003

Dear Partner,
We are extremely appreciative of your dedication and cooperation
towards the smooth proceedings of this our joint enterprise.
Your returned filled specimen application have been streamlined
and dispatched to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) for prompt
attention.
Currently, we have begun the process of getting these funds finally
allocated to us, in respect of the contract, supposedly carried out.
Taking into consideration the fact that this contract sum is going
to come into your nominated account in the form of contract payment,
a company would have to be assumed to have executed the contract in
question. We have therefore used your nominated company name to
forward the particulars you sent through e-mail to the Central Bank
of Nigeria, and we already have a pointman at the bank who will
cause the processing to be fast enough to round off all transaction
within the next few days. The name we have used in submitting the
claims is Sverige Oil & Gas (Nig) Ltd with parent head office address
at No.konigrike Haefliferanten se 1756 Tyrgatan 8,101 32 Stockholm
Svenge Sweeden.
Immense financial and material resources is currently being expended
by us in obtaining the various relevant certificates and approvals
to legitimize the project, and they would all be legally and
officially authenticated by the various departments and ministries
responsible for each, including the authentication letter from the
Ministry of Justice certifying the funds as contract payment. We
would also go a long way in ensuring that these certificates and
papers were given due retrospective effect to further attain
legitimacy.
Concession and tips would be proffered where necessary. You must
understand that having spent so much time in the civil service of
our country, we are quite abreast with all the bureaucratic channels.
The Contract Review and Payment Approval Committee, of which I am a
key member, have already instructed the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
to prepare and allocate the release of the funds, in this present
quarter financial schedule payments, and allocate the necessary
foreign exchange in United States Dollars, for onward remittance
to your nominated bank account, for us all. I would send to you,
these relevant certificates and documents when they are ready, for
your perusal and record purposes.
As a member of the Contract Review and Payment Approval Committee,
it is not ethically wise that I should personally pursue this payment,
hence a trustee has been appointed to act on behalf of Sverige Oil
and Gas, in the interim. The trustee`s name is Dr. Okri Esiso
(A RETIRED PETROLEUM ENGINEER). His duty is to oversee the entire
proceedings and make sure the wheels of bureaucracy and red tapes
are prodded to make this transaction a success. Our (CRPAC)
modalities includes explaining to the CBN officials, that the project
had been duly completed and that the parent company had relocated
since the completion and the commissioning of the project, and this,
they are satisfied with.
To this end, I would have no option but to thank you very much
for your cooperation and efforts so far shown in this transaction.
Kindly pass my warmest greetings to your aunt
Please acknowledge the receipt of this transmission.
Send us your confidential fax line to enable us send
the documents to you for your perrusals
Please do give me a call on my direct line
234 80 330 46 991
Thank you very much and God bless.
Best regards.
Dr Chuba
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Und wieder diese Ausrufezeichen! Das schreit geradezu nach einem dreifach eingesprungenen Pratchett! Außerdem duldet Fr&iacute;da keine derart groben Fehler. Immerhin ist sie Lehrerin.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
thank you for your elaborate email concerning the further proceedings.
It is nice to hear that you already forwarded the documents to the
bank.
But there seems to be a little misunderstanding. You wrote that the
postal address of the parent company would be "No.konigrike
Haefliferanten se 1756 Tyrgatan 8,101 32 Stockholm Svenge Sweeden".
You`ve got this completely wrong. The phrase "Konigr&iacute;ke Hœflifer&aring;nten
se 1756" means that Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d is an official supplier to the
Swedish Royal House since the year 1756.
The correct company address you should use is:
Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d
Tyrgat&aring;n 8
101 32 Stockholm
Sweden
I hope you can correct this in time before it`s too late so that all
the following papers can carry the right company address.
For sending documents by fax you can use the number +46-8-246398
from my aunt`s company. Only my aunt knows about our business and
will keep the faxes confidential. To be safe you can send them
as emails to me too. My aunt Ursul&aring; thanks you for your greetings.
I will try to call you today but I have no idea yet when I will
done this evening. I`m writing this in a break between lessons
and later today we`ll have an important school conference together
with members from the university council like chancellor Ridcully,
prodean Poons and Dr.Stibbons from the Ministry of Education.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Namn Skicka gratis Lägsta pris Se vädret i din,
kommun Handla billigare här Tanka din mobil.

Stockholm ist schon eine komische Stadt...

Fidul
01.05.2003, 18:14
Oh ja, Chubby sieht seinen Fehler ein und noch ist es nicht zu spät. Dafür kommt jetzt Kapitel 1 der ewigen Telefonprobleme.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 8 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing today?
thank you for dectecting the error immediately,
it would have been a blunder, i have forwarded the correct
details to our links man Dr Okiri Esiso for onward correction
i have been trying to reach you on phone but it is not going through
please try and call me on the phone so that we can discuss
say me well to your aunt.
remember that confidentiality leads to the success of this business
transaction,
i await your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Menschenskind, der Typ ist wirklich ungeduldig!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 8 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear frida,
how are you doing?
iam still expecting your call so that we can discuss
hope you are having a wonderful day
bless you
Dr Chuba
</font>
Ich liebe es, ihn auf kleiner Flamme köcheln zu lassen.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Wed, 9 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you today?
I have tried on several occasion to reach you
today,but the lines were very busy.I will send copies of the
necessary documents needed to validate our claims with
the Central Bank Of Nigeria, to you I hope you will received them and I
was going to discuss details of what you should expect
from the bank as they will be contacting you to
confirm your existence.
Please call me immediately when you receive this message as
I will be sending the original documents to the
Central Bank tomorrow to enable them carry out the
proper verification/authentification of our claims.
Regards,
Dr Chuba Ikechukwu.
N.B
I expected your call yesterday but you dID: [ID filtered]
please call me immediately on my number 234 80 330 46 991
</font>
Fr&iacute;da hat aber keine Lust, in Nigeria anzurufen!

Fidul
01.05.2003, 18:35
Endlich bequemt sich Fr&iacute;da zu einer Antwort. Chubby kann zum Glück kein Latein. Har har har!

Dear Dr.Chuba,
I`m so sorry for not answering you earlier. The important meeting
regarding the future of school politics in Stockholm I wrote you
in my last email took much longer than expected. In fact I was at
home only past midnight which is very unusual for me. But this
meeting was very successful for my Betrœgeren Gymnasium because
beginning from Sektober our students can receive the grades of
B.Thau., B.E. and B.z.W. in cooperation with the university too!
I am very thankful for chancellor Ridcully`s initiative or as
the old Romans saID: [ID filtered]
dentes non inspiciuntur" and "Fabricati diem Pvnc."
Yesterday we had some problems with our telephone system. As you
have correctly noticed the line seemed to be busy even if nobody
was using the phone. Today the technician came and found the
reason for the problem - one of the computer chips that hold all
the telephone programming was slightly disoriented in his socket
and had to be fastened again. It is amazing how much trouble can
such a small piece of equipment cause. I don`t know anything about
the technical details but now it seems to be fine again.
How are you and Dr.Esiso progressing with those documents? I am
very happy that you could correct the little mistake with the
address still in time before you submitted the forms.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Se det hetaste p&aring; bio ikväll Köp: Hitta nya
leksaker till barnen Saa säkrast i Sverige.

Nett wie immer. Chubby hingegen wirkt jetzt langsam ungeduldig.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE
Date : Thu, 10 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing?how is your aunt?
what is happening to you i have sent you a couple of mails
and still no response , please if you know that you are not willing to
assist us let us know , so that we can look for someone else because we do not
have time on our side.
i have been trying to reach you through phone but no response
please call me my number is 234 80 330 46 991
awaiting your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Das ist nicht nett. Aus pädagogischen Gründen beschwert sich Fr&iacute;da bei Yahoo und schießt wenigsten einen Account ab. Der andere besteht überraschenderweise weiter, aber vielleicht liest jemand mit und amüsiert sich köstlich.

mcpomm
01.05.2003, 19:22
ich trage auch mal was dazu bei:
http://www.bka.de/pressemitteilungen/2003/pm160403.html
übrigens habe ich das gefunden auf der Webseite der Bundesrechtsanwaltskammer (!)

DocSnyder
01.05.2003, 23:29
D. h. das einzige was gegen diese Bande hilft ist "Friss, Spammer, friss" und die "Fidul-Methode". http://img.homepagemodules.de/wink.gif
Wir könnten natürlich solche Aktionen mal koordiniert und gleichzeitig... http://img.homepagemodules.de/smokin.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/devil.gif
/.
DocSnyder.
--
Friss, Spammer, friss: http://docsnyder.de/spl/forum/

mcpomm
02.05.2003, 17:19
die genau richtige "fidul"-Methode http://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gif

Fidul
02.05.2003, 17:38
Chubby war freudig erregt, denn die "Bank" hat die Dokumente fertig gefälscht. Irgendwann werden sie sicher im Faxgerät der nigerianischen Botschaft in Stockholm eintreffen...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Thu, 10 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing?
thank you for your mail,this mail came at the right time ,because i was getting
over excited,because we have had a major break through, by getting the neccesary
certificates needed for us to perfect our pending project,we also succeded in paying
the three years taxation, the certificates will be sent to you tommorrow
via fax or through email attachment, so please perfect your fax machine,
how is your aunt? please extend my greetings to her
i am glad to hear that your meeting was successful,that is a sign of good times ahead
thank you very much once more for your co operation
we await your response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Leider lassen sich diese öffentlichen Telefonzellen in Stockholm wohl tatsächlich nicht anrufen. Schade.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : CALL
Date : Thu, 10 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you?
please call me i have been trying to reach you,
but it was unsuccessful, my number is 234 80 330 46 991
so that we can discuss.
regards
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Auch unsere Fr&iacute;da ist zufrieden mit den Fortgang des Geschäftes. Telefonieren kommt aber trotzdem nicht in die Tüte!

Dear Dr.Chuba,
that`s exciting news! It is great to hear that you`ve gotten
all those documents. And yes, my fax machine is ready with more
than enough paper and ink. It`s a shiny new HP model.
Additionally you can send those documents to me as emails too
but be advised that there is only few space on this email
account and the pictures should be sized small then.
Thank you for your good wishes to my aunt. She sends best
greetings to you too!
I was just trying to call you a few times but the line was
busy. Well, I hope you didn`t try to call me at the same time.
That would have been a very unfortunate coincidence. Maybe
later!
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
V&aring;rkänslor Här hittar du trevliga singlar Snabb,
kontakt med Jämför priser p&aring; nya Väder Dags för.

Ruf doch mal an!

Fidul
02.05.2003, 17:44
Um ganz sicher zu sein, verklickert Chubby unserer Fr&iacute;da noch einmal gaaanz genau, wie sie ihn anzurufen hat.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Thu, 10 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are doing?
i received your mail,and i was quite happy .
thank you for perfecting your fax
iam in the early hours of the day , when
i get to the office i will scan the documents
and send to you,please try and call me
so that we can discuss,before you call me please
add your outgoing country code then dail 234 80 330 46 991
i expect your call.
i await your call
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Hoppla! Das ist also der Grund der Teflonprobleme! Na sowas, da hätte man aber auch gleich darauf kommen können! Ts ts ts.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
I`m writing this from the Betrœgeren Gymnasium between lessons.
It is a good thing that everything is going very smoothly and I
hope the fax has arrived when I come home today in the evening.
What do you mean with "outgoing country code"? Does this mean
that your whole number would be +234-234-80330-46991? This would
of course explain my difficulties to reach you! I thought there
was only one "234" necessary. Sorry, my fault! I`ll call you in
the evening and then we can discuss the fax.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
En v&aring;rpicknick idag? Planera semestern redan nu?
Hitta dina dolda lustpunkter, Tips S&aring; f&aring;r du till!

Nein, nein, nein. Frauen und Telefontechnik - Chubby kriegt das kalte Grausen. Wenigstens ist der erste Packen Dokumente schon gefaxt.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Fri, 11 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing?
i have already sent you the tax certificate and the certificate
of regristration,
the correct phone number is 234 80 330 46 991
i await your call.
do have a wonderful day
Regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Abwarten und Wikingertee trinken.

Fidul
02.05.2003, 18:03
Trotz der fortgesetzten Teflonprobleme hat sich unser Chubby entschlossen, der Fr&iacute;da die ersten beiden Dokumente per Email zu schicken.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : TAX CERTIFICATE AND AND CERTIFICATE OF REGRISTRATION
Date : Fri, 11 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you today?
I have forwarded all necessary information to the
Central Bank over here and they will be contacting
you as we have already built you as the contractor
beneficiary to this funds.
We will know if all our plans are in order and have
worked once you are contacted as this will surely
prove that you have been perceived as the beneficiary
to the saID: [ID filtered]
has been done from our end.
You are therefore to expect them to make contact with
you very soon,just to make sure you exist and they
might ask a few question,but nothing technocal as we
have handle the details of the transaction over here.
Please call me or send me an email once you are
contacted.Dr okiri just called me that he had succeded in
getting the{ C.R.P.A.C } Certificate,he will bring it to my house
after working hours today, as soon as i receive the document
i will send it to you first thing tommorrow morning by email attachment.
i await your call, i have been trying to reach you but your phone is not
going through,please what is the problem?because we do not want anything
that will jeopardise this pending project of ours
Regards,
Dr Chuba
</font>
Nun ja, die "Dokumente" sehen recht einfach aus. Das eine ist die Registrationsurkunde für "Sverige Oil&Gas (Nig) Ltd." bei der bekannten NNPC und #2 ist der Vertrag samt Rechnung zwischen NNPC und "Sverige Oil&Gas, Stocklom Sweden". Mit der Rechtschreibung haben es diese "Beamten" wirklich nicht so.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
the two documents arrived safely here. I will tell you when
the bank contacts me. I tried to phone you under the number
you gave me with and without the additional country prefix
as you told me but I was unsuccessful. I only got a message
that the number could not be reached or that the number does
not exist. Do you experience other telephone problems? I
find this kind of strange.
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Mobilen Bil Bilderna fr&aring;n V&aring;gar du satsa p&aring; din
kärlek? Riskerar väcka p&aring;ven Testa v&aring;r smarta!

Immer diese Telefone! Wieviele potentiell ertragreiche Transaktionen mögen wohl schon daran gescheitert sein... Es gibt allerdings auch Leute, die sich von ihrem nigerianischen "Freund" anrufen lassen, das dann aufnehmen und ins Web stellen. Brutal.
Das Chubby wird schon wieder ungeduldig.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : UPDATE
Date : Sat, 12 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing?
what is happening i sent you the tax certicifate and the certificate
of regristration, you dID: [ID filtered]
us on the goings,how is your aunt?
Dr Okiri has succeeded in getting the {C.R.P.A.C} and iam sending
it to you know, so please a soon as you receive it please let us know.
we await your swift response
hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
regards
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Offensichtlich kennt er nicht das alte schwedische Sprichw&oslash;rt "&Iacute;n der R&ucirc;he l&iuml;egt d&iacute;e Kr&aring;ft!"
Fr&iacute;da ist jedenfalls nicht gerade erfreut über diese Drängelei.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
what do you mean I didn`t acknowledge the arrival of the two
certificates? I sent you an email regarding this yesterday
because I didn`t get you on the phone.
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Sökfunktion S&aring; ser lördagens tabl&aring; ut Sälj,
det du inte behöver här S&aring; blir vägvädret?

Kurz und knapp wie Knäckebrot.

Fidul
02.05.2003, 18:13
Aha, es geht trotz alledem voran!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Sat, 12 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you today?
I have forwarded all necessary information to the
Central Bank over here and they will be contacting
you as we have already built you as the contractor
beneficiary to this funds.
We will know if all our plans are in order and have
worked once you are contacted as this will surely
prove that you have been perceived as the beneficiary
to the saID: [ID filtered]
has been done from our end.
You are therefore to expect them to make contact with
you very soon,just to make sure you exist and they
might ask a few question,but nothing technocal as we
have handle the details of the transaction over here.
Please call me or send me an email once you are
contacted.
Regards,
Dr Chuba
</font>
Fr&iacute;da erwarten also nur einige allgemeine Fragen, "but nothing technocal".

Dear Dr.Chuba,
thank you for forwarding all the info to the bank.
I will email you as soon the bank officials contact me.
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
I veckan Ha alltID: [ID filtered]
lär dig laga rätt Här f&aring;r du hjälp att fimpa.

Und schon kam der nächste Fetzen gescanntes Papier vom Chubby.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : C.R.P.A.C.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sat, 12 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
C.R.P.A.C. CERTIFICATE IS ATTACHED IS BELOW.
CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE
THANKS.
DR CHUBA.
</font>
Was müssen diese Nasen aber immer so brüllen. Das hält man ja im Kopf nicht aus. Und dann jeweils diese Ausrufezeichen-Inflation. Wieviele Unterhosen müßte der Chubby eigentlich bereits auf seinem Kopf tragen?

Dear Dr.Chuba,
Yes, I`ve got the C.R.A.P.C certificate. Thank you!
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Hälsa Skratta dig till ett härligare liv sparkar
ytterligare Nöje blir billig i Kriget Se.

Ach ja.

Fidul
02.05.2003, 18:23
Ist es nicht herzzerreißend, wie sich der Chuby wegen dieser verflixten Telefone grämt? Welch Verzweiflung spricht aus seinen Worten!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sat, 12 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having a wondeful weekend.
please do remain calm, when the Central Bank contacts , you
our links man Dr Okiri told us that the Central Bank of nigeria
will be contacting you next week for the final release of our funds to
to your nominated account for us all.
please we have been trying to reach you on the phone but the lines are not going
and those are the numbers that we forwarded to the Central Bank ,because that
is how they will contact you by phone and fax ,please try and perfect those
lines so that they can reach you easily,because we do not want anything that will
jeopardise this once in a life time oppurtunity that will better the lives of our childrens
children,if you have an alternative please let us know so that we can immediately forward
it to them through ,our links man
thank you once more for your effort,
say me well to your aunt.
we await your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Naja, da will die Fr&iacute;da auch mal etwas Kooperationsbereitschaft zeigen und sich die vermutlich un-intelligente Telco vornehmen.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
thank you for your good weekend wishes. I hope you have a pleasant
time too. When the bank contacts me I will first forward the whole
correspondence to you before I answer them so that you can tell me
what to write them. I am only a teacher and not a businesswoman so
I really need your help for this.
Regarding those faulty phone lines I will contact the telephone
company on Monday. During the weekend nobody works here like in
most of Europe. I think they will find out where the fault is.
Have you already an idea how to invest your part of the money? I
asked the university bursar for some hints and he recommended to
me Sülberfisk Pharmaceutics, the makers of the famous Swedish
Dr&iacute;fr&oslash;sk pills which is a very popular homoeopathic medicine here.
If you are interested then I could carefully ask him for further
advise and information.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Webbfimer om det senaste Mer p&aring; Datorer Bygg,
din egen sökmotor Skydda ditt barn när du kör!

Gegen Chubbys "!"-Orgien helfen bloß getrocknete Froschpillen. Genauer gesagt, eine volle Anstaltspackung davon. Auf einmal. Ohne Wasser. Täglich.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sun, 13 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? Hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
Thank you for your suggestion of the lucriative idea and venture
you suggested, please keep calm till the funds hits your nominated
account for us all, when we get to your country for the final
disbursement of our funds
we shall look into your wonderful lucriative venture.
please remain calm till the bank contacts you,please study the
documents we sent to you, because the questiuons that they will
ask you will be from there.
may the good gods of this pending project see us through.
how is your aunt? say me well to her.
bless you.
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Schön, da will er also irgendwann nach Schweden kommen. Leute, putzt die Bofors!

Fidul
02.05.2003, 18:38
Nun passierte etwas wundervolles. Chubby schickte unter seinem und anderen Namen weiterhin sein "PLS VERY URGENT" durch die Gegend, allerdings jetzt mit einer eigenartigen Adressliste als Anhang, einer anderen Email-Adresse, dafür aber immer noch mit der gleichen Telefonnummer. Rein "zufällig" landete ein Exemplar auch in der Mailbox eines "Kollegen" von Fr&iacute;da und die reagiert verständlicherweise verschnupft.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
I think we have a problem. Today in the evening my friend and colleague
Hein Blœd called me because he had received a strange email. It turned
out that he`s got exactly the same email from you as I did, with the
same proposal, the same fax number, but with a different email address
(dr_chuba [at] sify.com) and a file with many other email addresses attached.
What is going on? Is your computer infected with a virus or dID: [ID filtered]
hacker gain access to your files? Hein Blœd had created his rather long
email address on Friday and not used it since then so I have no idea
where you or anybody else could have it gotten from. I`m really puzzled.
As you suggested I`ll put the investment inquiries back until you can
come to Sweden when the transfer is complete. My aunt Ursul&aring; is always
happy to hear from you.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Miss Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Singlar Dessa killar söker en partner Resor -
Sök information om ditt resm&aring;l Testa Sveriges!

Das sollte reichen, um Chubby in hektische Betriebsamkeit zu versetzen. Jaaa.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : ATTEND TO THIS MAIL IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sun, 13 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you,please what is happening are you sure that
your systems are okay,because my systems are intact and
and i am the only person that has access to my computer
your email just distarbilised me, that was why at the initial stage
i was suggesting about we using confidential faxes and phone calls, please try
and perfect your systems because i have spent all i have to pay
taxes and mortgage my only valuable property just to take this
project this far, and i can not belive what you are saying this sounds
unrealistic to me,is it possible for hackers to do that? or is it possible
for virus to cause that?please let me know .how about us setting up
new email boxes, are you sure your friend does not have access to
your email box or she is not up to something,that is why i have been
hammering on the confidentiality of this project,please in the name
of God i beg you to perfect all erros from your side because the bank
will soon officially contact you for the final release of our pending funds to
your nominated account for us all, i strongly advise that you open a
new email box as a matter of privacy,
i await your response and call me immediately, because i have been trying
to call you since i received this mail,so that we can clearify things.
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Nein, bei Fr&iacute;da ist alles in Ordnung. Immerhin benutzt sie kein Windows!

Dear Dr.Chuba,
I am absolutely sure that my computer is virus free. Look, from this
long address list I mentioned that was attached to the email I didn`t
recognise any of them. I was never in contact with any of these
people so a virus simply couldn`t have gotten them from me.
Additionally I didn`t even know Hein Blœd`s new email address before
he forwarded this email to me. I`m afraID: [ID filtered]
on your side. Btw, Hein Blœd doesn`t know anything about us. He just
wanted me to show this strange email he`s got and see if I could do
anything with it. Of course I didn`t tell him that I know you and
that we are doing business. Are you really absolutely sure that you
are the only one who has access to your computer? I have read in an
computer magazine that often in offices or companies the chefs
secretly install clandestine progams on the employee`s computers
that allow them to read everything they type and control all the
programs installed there. Hackers can do this too easily. Are you
sure that only you and your close friends know about the transfer
and that your chef isn`t suspicious in some way? Maybe he has
tampered with your computer, even with the support of people from
the secret service. Such thing dID: [ID filtered]
a big scandal two years ago. Afterwards these thigs were forbidden!
So I suggest you closely inspect your computer. DID: [ID filtered]
open the case? Is there an additional connector between your mouse
or keyboard and the computer? That would be a key/mouselogger, a
cunning device that stores all the keys you pressed (including
your passwords) and mouse movements and clicks and transmits them
to a receiver. DID: [ID filtered]
finder, a spybot detector and an ActiveX detector? If not yet then
you really should do it as soon as possibly because they continue
to work even if you create a new mailbox for us. If you want I can
ask our computer science teacher Mr.Drongo for further advise. I`m
sure he knows from where you could get those programs. I don`t need
them because here at the school and at home I use a computer that
runs under CP/M-99 and not under the dangerous Microsoft Windows.
There aren`t any viruses for CP/M-99 which is a very good thing for
computers in a school. You know, those kids always want to install
software from suspicious sources - but not on our computers! This
simply wont work here. But there is another thing: If your computer
is bugged then your fax and phone can be compromised too. Are there
any strange clicking or scratching noisy sounds when you pick up the
phone and dial a number? I don`t know exactly how it sounds but I
have seen it on TV in the spy movie "Slagskämpen" already from 1984.
They just put a small microphone with an antenna into your phone
receiver. Try to open it and have a look. I hope there`s nothing.
But then - this could explain your problems calling me!
Please be very careful!
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Vassaste söktjänst Nu kan du f&aring; direkt i mobilen
H&aring;ll kontakt med vädret i din kommun p&aring; nätet.

Den oben erwähnten Film gibt es übrigens tatsächlich. Allerdings bezweifle ich, daß Chubby ihn gesehen hat.

Fidul
02.05.2003, 18:47
Ein bischen Paranoia ist immer gut. Selbst wenn sie nur vorgetäuscht ist.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Mon, 14 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing?
thank you for your detailed email you sent to me, it really
made me to know much about computer studies, because i must confess
to you when it comes to computer i am not really good at it.
well from now on i will be be using my home computer strickly,because
it is possible that somebody is gainig access into my office,
but any way we give God all the glory,because we are almost at the
end of this transaction,please try and study those documents that i
sent to you because our links man Dr Okiri,hinted me that the bank will
soon contact you for the final release of our funds into your nominated
account for us all.have you perfected your phone lines ?and fax?
because the bank will reach you through those means,please try because we
will not want anything that will jeopardise this golden once in a life
oppurtunity of ours.
how is your aunt?
once more when the bank finally contacts you remain calm.
i await your response to this mail
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Noch ist nicht alles verloren für Chubby! Auf Fr&iacute;das Hilfe kann er sich verlassen.

Dear Dr.Chuba,
thank you for taking care. I have spoken with another expert, Mr.Leitz
&Oslash;rdner of the Torfköpp J&oslash;ngingens School right across the street from
my gymnasium and he recommended a few websites where you could test
your computer for malevolent programs or download useful programs. Most
of them are in English or German but alert signs look everywhere the
same. Actually I`m very happy that the Swedish Ministry of Education
decided to develop an own system for the school computers of the
country (CP/M-99) and not to use Windows.
http://www.sieder-edv.de/dialerschutz/Test.php
http://privacy.net/analyze/
https://grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2
http://www.raus.de/crashme/
http://www.free-av.com/
http://www.lavasoftusa.com/
I have called the telephone company yesterday and they haven`t found
anything yet. From my position my phone and fax seem to work without
any problem.
My aunt sends you her best wishes.
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Bio Kolla alla topplistor här! Överraska med en
virtuell kyss Köp Här hittar du allt du behöver.

Einer der Links ist eine Javascript-Popup-Bombe. Ich verrate aber nicht welcher. Har har har.

Fidul
03.05.2003, 16:39
Wie rührend - das Chubby sorgt sich um Fr&iacute;da, die aber aus verständlichen Gründen trotzdem noch nichts von der "Bank" gehört hat. Ich würde wirklich gerne wissen, wieviele "mysteriöse" Seiten das Faxgerät in der nigerianischen Botschaft in Stockholm mittlerweile ausgespuckt hat.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 15 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing?hope you are having a nice day
Any good news yet?has the bank contacted you?
please let us know immediately because we are worried,over here
i and my colleques,Dr Okiri informed us that the bank is supposed
to have contacted you by now,
Are your phone and fax okay now?
please try and perfect your end so that this once
in a life time oppurtunity of us that will better the lives of
our childrens children will not be jeopardised
we await your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba.
thank you for the recommened sites that you sent i will
look into it later.
please try and call me .
</font>
Na hoffentlich hat er das gemacht. Aber wohl eher nicht. Sich selbst häcken macht doch keinen Spaß!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : ACT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Wed, 16 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear frida,
How are you doing today?
What i happening ?
Our links man just called me to inform me that
The bank has been trying to reach you on phone and fax to confirm your
existance to release our pending funds into your nominated account for
us all, I have complained about this quite a nnumber of times that
you should fix this things up , because we do not want anything that
will jeoparedise this life time oppurtunity of ours.
the bank is threating to pay another contactor with our funds
please do perfect your end so that this funds can be released
immediately.
please respomnd to this mail immediately and give me a call.
we await your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Was denn, die "Bank" glaubt noch nicht an die Existenz von Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d? Dem Mugu kann geholfen werden!

Dear Dr. Chuba,
I`m fine, thank you. How are you on this wonderful Spring day?
I haven`t heard anything from the bank yet. The telephone company
finished checking our lines and they say that everything is alright.
And this must be true because I received today two spam faxes from
Switzerland where these tr&oslash;llenmœsen were advertising some kind of
software program. It`s nearly the same plague like spam emails.
Dou you suffer from spam mails too? I don`t need viagra and penis
enlargments and you surely have no use for breast implants but
those criminals don`t care and fill our mailboxes. Truly horrible.
Well, my numbers work and I checked again that I gave you the
right numbers. So the problem must be somewhere between Sweden
and Nigeria.
If the bank needs to prove the existance of Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d
then they could simple ask the Swedish Chamber of Commerce or the
Swedish embassy for verification. There is no need for searching
another contractor! Here are the addresses:
Swedish Embassy
Walter Carrington Crescent 17
Lagos, Victoria Island
P.O. Box 1097
Nigerian-Swedish Chamber of Commerce, Industry & Agriculture
Regency Suites, Plot 1615, Suite 206, Off Adeola Hopewell Street
Lagos, Victoria Island
P.O. Box 4253
I`m sure they have the Swedish Company Directory there and can
give the bank all the information that is needed. Every important
company is listed there in this book and Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d as
an official supplier to the Swedish Royal House of course too.
All the telephone numbers are listed and if they don`t believe it
then they can look into Stockholm`s telephone directory. It is
so easy.
If the bank calls then I`m well prepared. I`ve printed all those
documents you sent me and know the important facts. I just hope
that they don`t call over the Easter Holidays because I have to
lead a class on a journey to Paris. Mr. Fa&ucirc;lens&aring;cken, the teacher
who was planned to do this became sick (elk measles) yesterday
and now I as the head mistress have to do it together with
Mr. R&iuml;ncewind and Mrs. L&ucirc;kk&aring;gen. Travelling to Paris is always
nice but now it can cause a little delay for our transaction.
I don`t know how you celebrate Easter in Nigeria. Surely the
banks and offices are closed there too? Anyway, we will return
late on Monday and I hope that then a few faxes from the bank
are waiting for me.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
Terapi Skratta dig till ett hälsosamt liv Kriget.
Se om det senaste Mat Bästa tipsen in för!

Fr&iacute;da geht auf Reisen! Irgendwie muß man sich eben die Feiertage freihalten.

Fidul
03.05.2003, 16:52
Fr&iacute;da ließ den armen Chubby für einige Zeit schmoren. Leicht konfus schickte er deshalb diese Mail zweimal innerhalb weniger Sekunden.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : Re: ACT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Wed, 16 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having a wonderfulday
good to hear that your lines are working perfectly, please
do give me a call immediately so that we can discuss,
the bank decision to pay another contractor with our funds
is not my making it is due to the inability of the bank to
reach you that is why they were contempulating on doing that
but since i have confirmed from you that your lines are okay
i will give my links man a call immediately so that he can
inform the bank of the development.so that the bank can reach
you immediately for the final release of our pending funds
in to your nominated account for us all.
how is your aunt?
i am expecting your call
regards
Dr Chuba.
</font>
Was nun? Pschikologische Kriegsführung!
Über einen anomymen Mailer landete diese nette Mail bei ihm:

To, From, CC, Reply-To, Errors-To: dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com (Chubby Ikechukwu)
Subject: You have been hacked! See http://cgi.ezlinkpage.com/show.pl?auth1=Example&auth=
Dear Chubby!
We have hacked your computer! Go and see for yourself
what we got from your harddisk:
http://cgi.ezlinkpage.com/show.pl?auth1=Example&auth=
Too bad for you, old chap! Your money is mine!

Der Link ist bei Verwendung von Javascript recht unangenehm.
Fr&iacute;da ließ sich Zeit und Chubby wurde nervös.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Mon, 21 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing? how was your trip
hope you had a wonderful time
please have the bank contacted you because
we are worried over here please let us know
how is your aunt?
awaiting your response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Nun folgten ein anonymer Drohbrief mit der Beschreibung einiger äußerst kreativer Todesarten an Chubby von einem seiner lieben Kollegen, ein "Proposal" von Dr.James Eke über 10 M$ und ein digitaler Voodoo-Fluch von http://www.pinstruck.com/, der aber leider nicht abgerufen wurde.
Aber das nervt trotzdem.

Fidul
03.05.2003, 17:07
Endlich ist die Fr&iacute;da wieder da! Die gute Tante Ursul&aring; (r&oslash;m p&oslash;m p&oslash;m p&oslash;m) hat derweil auf das Faxgerät aufgepaßt, aber leider ohne greifbares Resultat.

Dear Dr. Chuba,
now I`m back from the class` trip to Paris, still exhausted. We
had a truly wonderful time there. We went to the famous Moulin
Rouge cabaret and, believe it or not, they even wanted to hire
some of my girls as dancers there! Well, Sweden has the most
beautiful women and even the French have to acknowledge this.
I have included a small photo for you from our trip. I am the
one behind the triplets. And there`s another picture where you
can see me better. Could you maybe send me a picture of yours
too so that we know each other better?
My aunt was taking care of the fax for the time I was away.
We`ve got several faxes during this time, but sadly none from
the bank yet. Could it be that those problems with fax and
phone are somehow related to the recent elections in Nigeria?
From what I`ve seen on TV in France the riots and killings
were pretty wild. I saw there some guys going berzerk and
chopping a phone pole into small pieces! I just hope you,
your family and your friends were safe through this.
DID: [ID filtered]
Company Directory as I advised? As I saID: [ID filtered]
numbers are there. If the bank cannot contact us by fax then
they can try to email me the documents. Or should I get an
eFax number? Please tell me what to do.
Is your computer ok? DID: [ID filtered]
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iuml;ter
P&aring;skbestyren Hur blir vägvädret i helgen?
Kärlek S&aring; är svenskens drömpartner Lägg upp ditt!

Ich hoffe doch sehr, daß Chubby noch nie etwas vom Swedish Bikini Team gehört oder Bilder dieser Damen gesehen hat.
Chubby fiel offensichtlich ein gigantischer Felsblock vom Herzen.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Wed, 23 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing? I received your mail and i was happy about
it because i have not heard from you for some time and i was
getting scared, our links man told me that bank has reached
you , please go to where your fax machine is and check properly
you can go ahead to open the e fax and forward the numbers
immediately to me so that i can forward it to our linksman
to furnish the ministry with it.
please do that immediately because we do not have time on
our side.you are such a pretty lady ,i will send
you my photograph soon.
how is your aunt? extend my greetings to her.
i await your swift response
Regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
So ein nettes Kompliment aber auch! Fr&iacute;da fühlt sich extrem geschmeichelt.
Einige Stunden später kam diese Mail leicht verändert noch einmal.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Wed, 23 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing ? i received your mail and was happy about it
because i have not heard from you for some time.
our links man told me that the bank has reached
you , please go to where your fax machine is and check
about the efax please try open it immediately so that
you can furnish me with the numbers so that i will
then forward it to the bank so that they can reach you
with the numbers,please do that immediately
because we do not have time on our side
you are such a good looking lady
i will send you my photograph soon.
how is your aunt? plesae extend my greetings to her
i await your swift response
Regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Dem pressiert`s aber!

Fidul
03.05.2003, 17:17
Fr&iacute;da war so nett und hat tatsächlich einen gratis eFax-Account enigerichtet, auf dem aber bis jetzt noch nichts eingetrudelt ist. So ernst ist es dem Chubby wohl doch nicht mit seiner Geschäftsbeziehung. Ihm geht er eher um die inneren Werte.

Dear Dr. Chuba,
I have created an eFax account now. My number is +1-XXX-XXXXXXX
and it works - I have already tested it. Aunt Ursul&aring; says that
there wasn`t yet a fax from the bank on her machine so I wonder
what our contact person meant.
Fr&iacute;da
Resor med andra Boka ett mysigt hotell hemi?
Fr&aring;n Här hittar du bilar över hela världen!

Na, das wird doch wohl klappen, oder?
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Thu, 24 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing?
thank you for providing the efax number
i think this will help facilitate things
for us. please do remain calm before the
bank contacts you for the final release of our funds
into your nominated account for us all.
how is your aunt?
my regards to her
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Ganz offensichtlich wurde die Nummer von der linken zur rechten Hirnhälfte weitergeleitet.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sat, 26 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? we have forwarded the e fax number to the
bank so that they can reach you, but in any case is there any
good news have they reached you,please do not fail to email or
call imediately you are contacted , so that we can begin the
preparation to come over to your country for the final
disbursement
How is your aunt?
thank you very much once more
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Nun beweist Fr&iacute;da, daß sie nicht umsonst einen Degree in Social Engineering hat.

Dear Dr. Chuba,
thank you for forwarding the new number to the bank. As soon as
they contact me I`ll inform you about it. My aunt is very well
and hopes too to meet you in person in the near future.
I have a question for you: As you know I`m a highschool teacher.
Currently we have a course in African geography and in my opinion
some first-hand information about the daily life, traditions and
people`s mentality would add some realism to it. Just looking at
the maps and learning facts from books isn`t everything. So I
ask you kindly if you maybe could provide me with some accounts
of your everydays life, local politics and your view at the
European people. Would that be possible for you? I would be very
glad if you could help me this way to improve the lessons here.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da
Skippa köerna Gör din p&aring;skshopping p&aring; Dejting:
Skicka en kyss! Flyg: Upplev v&aring;ren i - billigt.

Es ist nie verkehrt, etwas über die Motivation der Gegenseite zu erfahren.

Fidul
03.05.2003, 17:23
<font color="#FF8000">From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : Re: RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sun, 27 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing? hope you are having a wonderful weekend rest.
i will want to use this medium to thank you very much for your
assistance so far.
about your question surely i will do anything within my reach to
assist you.
Firstly, you wanted to know about the daily life of an african man
he wakes up in the morning if he is a christian he performs his prayers
if he is a traditional man he glees to his shrine to worship it.
then assembles his family members and give them some word of advise
for that day so that they can be guided in that way.
the notable thing about a typical african man is that late nights
is out of thier line .
about tradition it is a very vast thing here in african as this
is their main school of taught, they adhere strickly to that,they
belive that tradition is a major part of thier daily life so
even with the advent of modern techniques they still belive in thier
crude way of doing things, e.g with the advent of some devices that
can easy stress , like gas cookers, a typical african man still
prefer to used his fire wood never minding, the stress involved
like pressing iron they have thier own local ones that they use
which is powered by charcoal,and the most important part is shier dress
mode which has not been influenced by technology,an Africa women cannot put
on trousers and so on,hey belive that the lady is exposing her self to others
so that is a taboo {forbidden }
the people mainly belive in hard work like farm work and all
other strainious work like mechanics, truck pushing, goldsmith,miners
and so on only the fortunate ones /like us that have access to education that
have this , and eventually when they are given the chance to have education
they excel l even more that shier foriegn counterparts, examples
of such african scholras are sir Julius nyerere of tanzanina,Dr nelson mandela
of south african, sir obafemi awolowo of nigeria, Dr nnmadi azikwe
of nigeria, it was as a result of this little exposuer that the africans had
that these great men now stood up to raise against shier european counterparts
which now african a soverign state.
About the local politics i will take nigeria as a case study, we
just concluded our last election some few weeks back as you
will well know, i am writting this from my own point of view
the elections were not free and fair there is this major factor called
{incumbency} that was what gave them an upper hand over the others.
because normally decree 24 of nnigeria 1975 constituition states that
any office holder seeking reelection is to resign 3 months to the election
date but this was not the case any way as they still remained in
the ofice , even as iam writting you they are still in power and
they have also been reelected you can imagine all the 27 states
governors were returned unopposed .that is why nigerians belive
in using any opputunity that comes shier way to make a way because
all what this leaders do is to collect money and put in foriegn
banks. that is why we are making good use of these our once in a life
time oppurtunity to that will better the lives of our childrens children.
Finally on how african view the european people, it is sad to say that
till today the africans are very bitter over the europeans because
the europeans came into african in the early centuries, they claimed they
came to colonise african , but the result was expiotation of african
resourses and they used african idigenes as slaves for these industries
where the transformation of our raw material are tured into finished
goods. and the finished goods eventually taken to shier country to
develop shier country while exploiting Africa`s,these sad incident
has been on the minds of a lot Africa`s because they belived that the europeans
deprived them from a lot, it is really a sad event,
example was the british that came into the benin kingdom in the year
bc 1809 , they came and went staight to the oba of benin then called oba ovoramen
the great, otherwise know as the king,they told the oba that they will bring
in foriegn teachers to enlighten the people of the benin kingdom, that they
will inturn be rewarded for shier services and they demanded for crafts and
sculptures, because the benins were very rich at that ,after they now collected
these things they now went away without fulfilling shier promise, the oba
had to write a letter to the then british high commisioner,to protest
shier activities, they inturn came back and violently took the oba
of benin and dumped him in a river called river {opobo}.
till today every 23rd of october benin indigenes assemble there to
worship the late oba, what a sad event,
i think from what i have wrote so far you can in your initiative
term the way an ordinary african looks at a european,
if you do not understand anything please feel to let me know.
please do not forget as soon as the bank contacts you for the final release
of our funds please let me know.
tell your aunt that i look forward to meeting her soon in your country
regards
Dr Chuba</font>

Fidul
03.05.2003, 17:33
Chubby läßt nicht locker.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Tue, 29 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida
How are you doing? hope you are having a nice time.
i have been very worried you have n ot been writing
i have been very busy, at my convient time
i will send my pictures to you.
please try and be writting.
have you been contacted yet from the bank.
please let me know immediately.
awaiting your response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Komischerweise ist aber immer noch kein eFax angekommen.

Dear Dr. Chuba,
I`m very sorry for writing you not earlier but I have been very busy too.
Thanks to your wonderful description I`m now preparing a lengthy lecture
for the course in African geography. I am very thankful that you took so
much of your time to give me this very useful information!
I haven`t been yet contacted by the bank and I`m still waiting for a fax
from them. As I told you, my eFax number is 1-661-885-4402 and it really
works! As soon as they write me I`ll will inform you.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da
Nöje: Hela p&aring;skens p&aring; ett ställe. Mat: Ordna en
ordentlig p&aring;skfest i &aring;r. Mer p&aring;: Tung hoj firar.

Endlich kommt er zum eigentlichen Zweck dieses Mailwechsels - der Vorleistung des Opfers. Diesmal ist es kein Geld sondern die populäre "Geschenk"-Variante.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Wed, 30 Apr 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
it was untill the early hours of today that i was able to meet with
my colleques to discuss the furture of this transaction . following
our conversation yesterday, we have thought it was wise that you
shop for some gift items for the top officials at the federal ministy
of finance .
this will help us greatly in this transaction because it is the practise
of most of the contractors who want prompt attention on hier file.
since they are six seniour official 5 male 1 female in charge of
your file , we have therefore suggested that you shop for
the following items
1,six quality wrist watches 5 male 1 female.
2,five gsm phones {handsets}
since we do not want our direct involvement in this transaction
to be disclosed, we have therefore inform the protocol officer
of the fmf mr alex metitiri of your intentions these i guess
would be communicated to the six officials of the fmf.
to avoID: [ID filtered]
the united parcel services to the protocol officer .when he receives it
he will present it to the officials . it is an offence for
any government offiical to receive gifts from any contractor , so
the gifts should be sent as a present to mr alex metitiri
since he is on instruction , he knows exactly what to do the gifts
should be sent to
MR ALEX METITIRI
35 SILVIA CRESENT,
ANTHONY VILLAGE
LAGOS STATE
NIGERIA.to avoID: [ID filtered]
collection here in nigeria please under declear the cost of the items.
please endeavour to call me upon the receipy of this message.
regards
Dr Daniel
</font>
Hoppla, was`n das? Eine leicht gequirlte Identität? Chubby oder Daniel?
Egal, das da oben dürfte seine richtige Adresse sein.

Fidul
03.05.2003, 17:46
Und da ist es wieder, Fr&iacute;das gesundes Mißtrauen. War da etwa der pöse Häcker wieder an Chubbys Computer? Warum benutzt dieser störrische Kerl auch kein CP/M-99!

Dear Dr. Chuba,
is this mail coming from you? I ask because it is signed with
"Dr Daniel" instead of your name. I hope your computer hasn`t
been compromised by a hacker who may have sent this email.
But if the message is coming from you then I have to ask what
kind of brand and type do you prefer for the wrist watches,
sportive or classic, analog or digital, Tempic or &Aring;nker?
Every person has its own preferences in this area.
Similar for the mobile phones but there is another problem:
I have no idea what system do you use in Nigeria. If the
Nigerian system isn`t compatible with the one here in Sweden
your new phones wont work. So please try to find out and tell
me. I`ll ask then a colleague for advice. If our systems are
compatible then I could get a few Simba phones for you. They
are very reliable even under harsh conditions and widely used
here.
I understand the nature of this "bakshish" and will send it
as soon as I get all those necessary information.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Billigste Kataloguhren und Spielzeughandys. Nur das Beste ist Fr&iacute;da gut genug für Chubby. Geiz ist geil! Und deshalb wird sie selbst zum Spaß niemals die 150+ Euros für ein UPS-Päckchen nach Nigeria aus dem Fenster werfen.
Chubby hat natürlich sofort eine Ausrede bzgl. Daniel parat. Aber hat er nicht damals extra seinen Email-Account gewechselt, damit ihm sein Sekretär nicht in die privaten Mails schauen kann?!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : RESPONSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Thu, 1 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having wonderful weekend.
how dID: [ID filtered]
the mail was sent by me i instructed my secetary
dr daniel to send it .,
about the qualities of the wrist watches i do not
know thier taste but please purchase good quality ones.
because
the gifts will be given to highly placed government directotrs
the phones that you specified are not bad but make sure
that they are g.s.m handy phones.of good qualities.
i discussed with Dr Okiri esiso and he told me that
this move we are making is a very wise step and
it will facilitate the release of our pending funds for us all.
please do try and send this things immediately so
that bank will contact you some time next week
for the final release of our funds into your
nominated account for us all.
please send the items to the address below
MR ALEX METITIRI
35 SILVIA CRESENT,
ANTHONY VILLAGE
LAGOS STATE
we await your swift response
Regards
Dr Chuba.
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Nun ja, nach den technischen Daten für das nigerianische Mobilfunknetz muß er sich aber noch einmal erkundigen! Sonst wird das nichts und er kriegt eine Ladung C-Netz-Koffer.

Dear Dr. Chuba,
thank you, we had a wonderful 1st of May here in Sweden.
I will get a few nice Meister&Aring;nker wrist watches for you. This
company has a long tradition and is famous for the high quality
and durability of their products. But about the phones: From
what I know there are a few different GSM systems worldwide
with different frequency ranges and specifications. Before I
buy them I really need to know what system do you use in Nigeria
because I don`t want to send you some high-quality phones that
don`t work. This would be very embarassing for us and dangerous
for our transaction I think.
Please try to find out.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Ob Chubby Gefallen an der sprechenden Armbanduhr von Meister-Anker aus dem Quelle-Katalog finden wird? Abwarten!

Fidul
14.05.2003, 20:08
Na also, er hat es! Triband-Handys braucht er.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Fri, 2 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing? i received your mail and it was understood
i have found out about the phones the specified ones that
works in nigeria are TRIBAND {NOT NETWORK BLOCKED}
please endeavour to try and send this items immediately
so that the directors can receive it on monday on their desk.
so that they can then release our pending funds before
the week runs out.
immediately you send it please scan all the documents that
you use , to enable us collect the items. this is very important.
thank you very much once more for your cooperation
we await your swift response
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Perfekt, so etwas kann seine liebe Freundin ihm beschaffen.

Dear Chuba,
see, it was a good thing that I asked about the telephone system.
Here in Sweden we commonly use dualband mobile phones which wont
work in Nigeria. But of course triband ones are available too,
because the are to be used in the USA for example. They probably
have a similar phone system there.
On Monday when the stores are open again I will buy you six
Meister&Aring;nker Sprekking &Aring;rmbœnd &Ucirc;ren (5 m, 1f) and five triband
GSM mobile phones, probably Simba 3B-Kl&iuml;ngeln. I will look up
the best prices for them over the weekend and I hope I get a
discount for buying several items.
DID: [ID filtered]
seen any documents from them yet and really don`t want to cause
further complications.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da
Roligt och enkelt med en paketresa Mat Lär.
Dig laga billigt och gott Hitta rätt V&aring;r?

Da fällt mit ein - ich weiß ja gar nicht, in welcher Spache sich die Uhren verständigen! Ob Chubby schwedisch versteht?
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Sat, 3 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having a wonderful weekend.
thank you very much about the way you are going about this pending
project of ours.
I called our links man Dr Okiri and he told me that the bank
has been very busy that they have alot of files on thier on thier desk
and luckily for us ours is among, this great move of ours will
speed up the release of our funds .
please as matter of urgency as soon as you purchase the items on
monday , please send them down immediately so that
they can pass it over to the officials to facilitate the release
of our funds
thank you for your assistance so far ,
we look forward to meeting you in country for the great joy of ours.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Manometer, hat der Kerl es eilig! Fr&iacute;da haßt Druck.
Und da isser schon wieder...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : ACT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Mon, 5 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having a wonderful day.
please what is happening? why have you not sent the items
remember that time is not on our side, please let us know the
situration of things lets get this done so that we can forge ahead.
please inform us immediately.
we await your swift response
Regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Fr&iacute;da hat Neuigkeiten für Chubby, gute und schlechte...

Fidul
14.05.2003, 20:17
Sehr gut, das Paket ist auf dem Weg zu Chubby! Aber ach, wie es scheint herrschen selbst in Stockholm mittlerweile italienische Verhältnisse. Immer diese Vespas!

Dear Chuba,
my package is already under way and should arrive in Lagos tomorrow.
As I told you I have bought six Meister&Aring;nker Sprekking &Aring;rmbœnd &Ucirc;ren
(5 male, 1 female) and five triband GSM Simba 3B-Kl&iuml;ngeln. I went to
the next UPS spot and sent my package to the address you gave me.
But later this day something terrible happened: I was robbed! Some
bad guy on a motor&oslash;ller grabbed my bag from my side. Can you imagine
this? It was like in an old Italian movie. I am still upset.
I am actually very happy that I was not hurt.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Ob Chubby wohl ahnt, daß sich die UPS-Dokumente in der gestohlenen Tasche befanden?
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : VERY URGENT
Date : Tue, 6 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida ,
How are you doing? i received your mail and felt very sorry
hope you are not hurt ?
please do try and scan and send down the information you
used in sending the items immediately so that we can forward
them to mr alex, because without that there is no way they
can receive this items. please do that immediately. and end
down the tracking number please do that today.
very sorry to hear that you were robbed hope you dID: [ID filtered]
lose much.
please send it immediately
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Ein bischen MitleID: [ID filtered]
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : PLS RESPOUND
Date : Wed, 7 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are doing? hope you are getting over the shock.
please as a matter of urgency try and send down the
tracking number and all other documents relating to
the delivery, because we got in conatct with mr alex
and he told us that there is no way he can receive the
parcel without this information.
please act fast, so that they can release our pending
funds immediately, we look forward to meeting you
up in your country for the final disbursement of our funds
soon.
how is your aunt?
please respond immediately.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Und jetzt: Überraschung!

Dear Chuba,
thanks your your good wishes. Yes, I feel better now but it was
really a big shock for me. Something like this never happened to
me before. I don`t think that the police will find this gangster.
There is of course a problem with the parcel now. All the UPS
documents were in the stolen bag so I can`t send you copies. But
I don`t think Mr.Alex needs them when the UPS clerk rings the
bell at his door. Here we don`t need the tracking number to
receive a parcel from UPS. You`ll only need this number if you
want to know where your parcel is at a given moment or when it
is delayed somewhere but not for getting it.
My aunts thanks you and sends her best wishes to you. She looks
forward to meet you soon here.
I`ll be away to a education conference until Friday. Please mail
me when the parcel arrives.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

So, jetzt weiß er es. Hihihi.

Fidul
14.05.2003, 20:26
Oha, da bricht doch tatsächlich Panik aus. Sollte er wirklich die tracking number brauchen, um sein Päckchen zu kassieren oder will er bloß auf Nummer Sicher gehen, daß die Fr&iacute;da tatsächlich etwas auf den Weg geschickt hat?
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : URGENT RESPOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Thu, 8 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are having a wonderfulday.
please do go to the ups office to collect the
tracking number because there is no way they can retrive
the package, so that we can forge ahead in this pending project of ours
and these funds released to your nominated account for us all.
thank you for your assistance so far.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Der arme Mr.Alex. Wie oft er wohl vergeblich auf das Päckchen gewartet hat...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : URGENT RESPONSE
Date : Sat, 10 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are haing a wonderful weekend.
Mr Alex has tried all possible ways to collect the items,
But it has proved abortive,please do go to the ups shop and
collect the tracking number so that we can conclude that area.
And proceed to the next step, final release of our funds.
please do act fast.
How is your aunt? i look forward to meeting her.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Fr&iacute;da liebt Verzögerungstaktiken. Erst einmal sich dummstellen und dann auf nächste Woche vertrösten. Chubby muß mittlerweile schon auf glühenden Kohlen sitzen, entweder auf den eigenen oder denen seines Chefs.

Dear Chuba,
now I`m back from the conference and still exhausted. It was alot
of work for me there.
Was the parcel already delivered to Mr.Alex? I don`t know how UPS
works in Nigeria but here the parcels are always delivered to your
door and you don`t need any further documents to get your parcel
except for maybe your ID: [ID filtered]
receiver. So I don`t understand why you need the tracking number.
Even if you pick it up at the UPS spot it is not necessary.
But on Monday I`ll go to UPS and get it for you.
Btw, can you please send me your picture?
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Chubby hält es nur noch mühsam aus. Schwedische Uhren, schwedische Handys! Ach ja...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : WELLCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sat, 10 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? wellcome back from your tour.
About the tracking number different country have their
own policies in nigeria here there is no way you can receive
your parcel without the tracking number, please immediately
you collect it on monday try and send it down immediately
so that we can conclude that part.
How was the seminar? please tell me more about it.
i will send you my photo when i get to the office on
monday morning because i do not have a scanner at home.
How is your aunt ? extend my greetings to her.
thank you very much once more for your effort so far.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Zeit für einen kleinen Dämpfer.

Fidul
14.05.2003, 20:44
Auftritt Tante Ursul&aring; ...Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby. Wie es scheint, hatte die arme Fr&iacute;da einen bedauerlichen Unfall beim Angeln und ist momentan völlig außer Gefecht.

Dear Dr.Ikechukwu,
This is not Fr&iacute;da M&ucirc;gubä&iacute;ter but her aunt Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby. I want
to inform you that Fr&iacute;da is currently in the hospital after a
fishing accident. She was bitten by a St&ocirc;rckr&iuml;esen into her
frikk&aring;dellen and infected with E. Henry Thripshaw`s disease.
This means she must spend a week in bed in the hospital but
afterwards she will be fine again.
Regards,
Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby

Herzinfarktrisiko für Chubby! Nicht schon wieder eine dieser merkwürdigen Verzögerungen. Das hält doch selbst der härteste Mugu im Kopf nicht aus! Argh!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Mon, 12 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Ursala,
How are you? really very sad to hear about frida
Incident, i question my self that why is it that when
we have gotten to this crucial stage all these little
distractions is coming our way,well i strongly belive
that nothing can stop us from achieving our goals
in these pending project of ours.because we have
put a lot of effort infact all that we have worked for
It is really very nice getting to hear from you.
the only problem this illness can cause us now
is how we can retrieve the items that she sent down
this is a very big headace because this things ought
to have been distribuited to thier various owners by now.
Can you be of assistance by getting the tracking number?
because this is just something that is holding us back now
And according to our links man Dr Okiri he reliably informed
us that if we do not act fast they might use our funds to pay
another contractor, and you know what this means, please
write me back immediately on this issue.
Tell frida to remain calm that God is with her.
tell her to use these as her watch world
`` WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE"
please write me back immediately you receive this mail
Nice getting to hear from you, look forward to meeting
you up in your country
Regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Aber unser Chubby ist ein ganz lieber Kerl. Er schickt der armen Fr&iacute;da sogar eine eCard mit den besten Wünschen zur Genesung.
<font color="#FF8000">
Dear frida mugubaiter,
Dr Chuba Ikechukwu has sent you a greeting card from 123Greetings.com,
a FREE service committed to keep people in touch.
http://www.123greetings.com/view/BD30512133254178
</font>
Die Karte ist etwa einen Monat lang haltbar.
Einerseits ist Chubbys Schreibe wie immer niedlich...
<font color="#FF8000">
Dear Partner ,
This is just to wish you a
Speddy recorvery and God guidiance.
Dr Chuba
</font>
...andererseits ist auch die Wahl seiner Karte ein Fall für Siggi Freud.
<font color="#FF8000">
I know I hurt you...
I wish I could undo what I did...
I`m really really sorry!
</font>
Tante Ursul&aring; ist richtiggehend geschüttelt und gerührt. Der arme Chubby muß sich aber noch eine kleine Weile gedulden, bis Fr&iacute;da fieberfrei ist und ihrer Tante weiterhelfen kann.
Hätte sie bloß das richtige Anglerzeug getragen wie ihre Tante. Dann wäre dieser Schlamassel nicht passiert. Immer diese jungen Leute!

Dear Dr.Ikechukwu,
Thank you for your good wishes for Fr&iacute;da. I was in the hospital
today and told her that you even sent her a nice greeting card.
She still has hay fever but I am sure she understood it well.
I couldn`t ask her yet for the information you need. It`s the
UPS tracking number, right? Fr&iacute;da will be okay again next week.
Thripshaw`s disease is an ugly thing but usually it goes away
quickly. Yes, it`s an unfortunate time now with your business
being in a critical phase. Imagine, I told her to wear like me
protective clothing for fishing but she meant this wasn`t at
all necessary. You know, she was wrong and a St&ocirc;rckr&iuml;esen did
bite her. Shortly before she snapped the little picture I will
attach to this email. You see, I wore fishing boots and more.
I will get the UPS number for you as soon as Fr&iacute;da is able to
help me.
Regards,
Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby

Das Bildchen zeigt Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby, wie sie gut bestiefelt in einem Bach steht. Naja, eigentlich zeigt es nicht direkt Ursul&aring;, aber immerhin tatsächlich einen Herrn Gumby. Ob Chubby diesen feinen Unterschied bemerkt?

Fidul
20.05.2003, 20:26
So, jetzt muß der arme Chubby wieder schmoren...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Wed, 14 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear frida,
How are you doing? Guess you are getting better.
Please we are in a standstill over here, and we are stuck.
Please i will like to reaffirm the fact to you that we solicited
for your help,and it was not under compulsion,
and i will also like to tell you that we are men of high
dignity and respect we will not want our names to be
dragged into mud, and we have spent all that we have worked for
to take this project this far, so if you know that you can not
assist us please let us know, so that we can solicit for another partner
please respond to this mail immediately
we wish you a speddy recorvery.
please you can send your aunt to seek for the
tracking number because we do not have time on our side.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
...auf gaaanz kleiner Flamme...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Fri, 16 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
How are you doing? hope you are getting better.
please what is happening? we are in standstill
over here please do send the tracking number down immedaitely
because we will not want anything that will jeopardise
this project of ours because we have spent all that we
have worked for, so if you know that you are not intrested
any longer please let us know, so that we can look for
another partner.
please respond to this mail immediately.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
...damit ja nichts anbrennt...
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Sat, 17 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear frida,
how are you doing? hope you are getting better.
please write me to tell the situration of things
because we are stuck right now
thanks
Dr Chuba
</font>
...und nichts überhitzt.

Fidul
20.05.2003, 20:39
Endlich meldete sich die gute Tante Ursul&aring; wieder. Als Chefin eines bedeutenden Unternehmens hat man eben noch andere wichtige Verpflichtungen, um die man sich kümmern muß.

Dear Dr.Ikechukwu,
Fr&iacute;da is still in the hospital and can`t yet answer your mails directly.
I will go to the UPS office on Monday after Fr&iacute;da has written me a
warrant that I can do this business in her name. They don`t give those
tracking numbers to everybody who asks. Either you are the sender and
can prove it with your ID/passport or you need a written and signed
official warrant from the sender.
I am very sorry for the delay but you have to understand that I am
leading a huge company which is very time-consuming. Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d
is in fact Swedens by far largest supplier of sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d. Btw, do you
want a sample of our finest sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d for your convenience? I could
send you one of the immensly popular sample packages if you want. Just
give me your postal address and I`ll let it post to you. Who knows,
maybe we could establish a company outlet in Nigeria this way when you
like our sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d and tell it you friends and family.
Are you interested?
Regards,
Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby

Wie wird Chubby auf dieses Angebot reagieren? Wird auch er ein Fan von Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d?
Interesse zeigt er jedenfalls. Und Ungeduld auch.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Sat, 17 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida aunty,
How are you doing?
thank you for your mail, please try and collect the tracking number
and send it down immediately,
i will discuss with one of my friends that can assist you with
you having a company here in nigeria, and i will give you a fit back.
please extend my greetings to your daughter and tell her that
i wsh her quick recorvery and may the special grace of god replensih
her strength.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
Perfekt, die gute Tante hat jetzt die Vollmacht, um sich die Nummer zu holen. Wird Chubby Interesse an einem Testpaket zeigen?

Dear Dr.Ikechukwu,
I have visited Fr&iacute;da in the hospital today. She will be fine in just
a few days. That`s good, isn`t it? She wrote me the warrant so that
I can get the tracking number for you on Monday.
About the sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d deal: Before you consult this with your friends
you really should be more familiar with our fine product. Please give
me your postal address so that in a few days a little package will
arrive at your home. I would be very happy if you like it.
With friendly greetings,
Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby

Chubby war offensichtlich derartig kribbelig, daß er die folgende Mail zweimal schickte.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Sun, 18 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida aunt,
How are you doing? really very nice to hear about frida recorvery.
Please do go and pick up the tracking number before noon
today and send it down so that they can take the goods to the
federal capital immediately for delivery.
the product that you saID: [ID filtered]
sending .how does it look like.
so that i can contact my friends that are into
production and marketing so that it will
facilitate this joint venture of ours.
should i furnish you with my mailing
address or my friends mailing address?
please let me know.
please respond to this mail immediately.
regards
Dr Chuba
</font>
So etwas kann schon mal passieren. Wenn eine wichtige Delegation aus Indien zu Verhandlungen in Schweden ist und sogar in Tantchens Fabrik vorbeischaut, muß man Prioritäten setzen, ganz besonders wenn RanjID: [ID filtered]

Dear Dr.Ikechukwu,
I am very sorry but I wasn`t yet able to go to the UPS spot to
collect the tracking number. There is currently an important
commerce delegation from India here and they too visited Sverige
Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d`s main production line. The head of the delegation,
Mr. RanjID: [ID filtered]
Pankot and a very important man, expressed his interest to open
negotiations for building Asia`s largest sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d factory in
Northern India. This would be amazing.
Other good news are that Fr&iacute;da will be released from the hospital
tomorrow. Her Thripshaw`s disease is gone due to the correct and
timely treatment and she feels already very well again. Because
I am still busy with my company`s business dealings as described
above she`ll go to the UPS herself on Friday and send you the
number. From then on I`ll step back again.
You ask what sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d is? Well, let me surprise you. I only say
that it is a very important and highly innovative accessory for
every household worldwide, independant of country and culture.
If you know it you`ll never want to be without. See for yourself
before you tell your friends about it. Give me your personal
postal address and I`ll personally send you an introductionary
package of our finest products. To say it with the phrase from our
popular TV commercial: "Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d, sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d, r&oslash;m p&oslash;m p&oslash;m p&oslash;m!"
Please tell me your decision so that I can prepare everything.
With friendly greetings,
Ursul&aring; G&ucirc;mby

Was wird Chubby als nächstes tun? Hat er noch eine andere Adresse? Glaubt er den Werbeversprechen? Schaut er Werbefernsehen?
Demnächst auf diesem Kanal!

Fidul
12.07.2003, 22:59
DRINGEND! Chubby ist auf Handy-Entzug und braucht Nachschub!
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response
Date : Tue, 20 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
how are you doing? please you should understand
the urgency of this our transaction . please if you know
that you dID: [ID filtered]
so that we know what step to take because we do not
have time.
thank you.
Dr Chuba
</font>
Ganz klar - Entzugserscheinungen. Er ist noch konfuser als sonst.
Fr&iacute;da ist wieder da und treibt ein grausames Spiel mit dem armen Kerl.

Dear Chuba,
dID: [ID filtered]
dID: [ID filtered]
Please confirm it so that I know that we are progressing.
Fr&iacute;da

Nuuun, Chubby wird bemerken, daß er keine solche Email erhalten hat.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : response!!!!
Date : Fri, 23 May 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Dear Frida,
for your information i dID: [ID filtered]
so if you know that you are intrested please send it down immediately
thank you.
Dr Chuba
</font>
Fr&iacute;da stellt sich jetzt doof. Das kann sie perfekt. Und dann ist da wieder dieses verflixte Virus-Problem! Chubby, der Schrecken der Cybercafes von Lagos.

Dear Chuba,
by now you should have gotten the parcel from UPS. Do the cellphones
work properly? I hope I selected the right watches for your friends.
How will we proceed with the transaction?
But I`ll have to warn you: Since yesterday I`ve got seven (7) virus
emails straight from your account. It is the infamous Sobig-virus that
installs other programs on the victim`s computer like a backdoor for
hackerz.
Please get a virus scanner immediately and secure your system! Your
computer has been compromised so change all your passwords! I asked
my friend Hein Blœd and he means too that this virus is highly
dangerous and can be used to spy on other people.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Was denn, keine Reaktion? Da wird dann noch einmal nachgelegt.

Dear Chuba,
it gets worse and worse! Today I had 13 virus emails from you in my
mailbox! Please take care of your computer immediately. I again
asked Mr.Leitz &Oslash;rdner for computer advise and he looked at those
emails. He says that they come from Nigeria and this must be you.
Reminder: My aunt needs your postal address to send you a parcel from
Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d. Don`t forget this!
Fr&iacute;da

Ach ja, die gute alte Tante und ihr Stullenpäckchen. Leider scheint der Mugu daran kein Interesse zu haben.

Chuba,
what`s the matter with you? After sending you the tracking number
I never got a proper answer from you, just many computer viruses
from your account! Please clean your computer and contact me!
Fr&iacute;da

Spüre ich da so etwas wie WUT?

Chuba,
where are you? Please drop me a note! What is the current status
of our transaction? Oh, it seems that your computer has stopped
sending viruses. Good!
Fr&iacute;da

Na was soll`s, mit Fritten Diamonds hat Sverige Sm&oslash;rrebr&oslash;d einen zuverlässigen Partner für das Afrikageschäft gefunden. Schade.

Dear Chuba,
obviously you don`t want to write me back. Too bad for you.
I can inform you that we have found another partner who will
represent my aunt`s company in western Africa. You missed
the chance of your lifetime. Too bad.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Hihi, jetzt kommt endlich wieder ein Lebenszeichen aus Lagos.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : Re: response!!!!
Date : Tue, 10 Jun 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Thanks for your offer.
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Fr&iacute;da ist beleidigt und will ihr Paket zurück!

Dear Chuba,
"Thanks for your offer." Is that all you have to say? You
have disappointed me very much - and my aunt too! We were
so friendly towards you but then you just vanished. The least
what you can do is sending back the package with the phones
and the wrist watches. You know the address.
Fr&iacute;da

Chubby vergißt jetzt sein englisch und seine Manieren.
<font color="#FF8000">
From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : Re: response!!!!
Date : Mon, 23 Jun 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
your head no correct
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OH! BÖSE! DAS BEDEUTET KRIEG! Oder zumindest eine scharfe diplomatische Note.

Chubby,
what do you mean with "your head no correct"? Are you drunk?
This is not the right way to talk to a lady. I DEMAND that
you send the phones and watches back to me IMMEDIATELY!
Otherwise I`ll inform the proper authorities and they will
get and punish you, trust me.
Fr&iacute;da

Keine Antwort. Nun wird es Zeit für Chubby zu erkennen, daß die Hand des Königreiches Schweden sehr weit reicht...

Subject: Last Chance
Chuba,
where is my parcel? After much waiting I decided to contact the
Nigerian-Swedish Chamber of Commerce, Industry & Agriculture in
Lagos. They got all the information including the address I had
to send the parcel to. The police will soon question this Alex
Metiriri about his relationship to you. Mr. B&oslash;rnh&oslash;lm has told me
that he knows how to handle such situations. Until now he`s got
everything back, even if he had to apply some force. Luckily
he`s a good friend of a police colonel and this helps alot.
If you can`t send the parcel back for some reason there is still
another possibility to avoID: [ID filtered]
that the phones and wrist watches dID: [ID filtered]
using a Western Union money transfer. If the money arrives until
Thursday I`ll tell my people to stop the actions against you and
your friends. Otherwise I`d advise you not to drop the soap
while being in jail! Don`t try to flee because the police waits
for you.
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Nur ein schneller Western Union Money Transfer könnte Chubby jetzt noch vor den Häschern retten.
Aber ach, er wählt die flashce Alternative...
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From : chuba ikechukwu <dr_chuba [at] yahoo.com>
Subject : Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date : Sat, 12 Jul 2003 xx:xx:xx -0700 (PDT)
Please you can go ahead and investigate your father
not me and fuck your mother from behind
i will like to make love to you and those threee triplets that
you took pictures with
till then iam polising my manhood to wait for the great
day
Fuck you
You have been scammed.
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Böser Fehler! "You have been scammed." Nun, da bin ich aber anderer Meinung.
Zeit, dieses Trauerspiel zu beenden und den Mugu noch einmal so richtig zu ärgern und mit ausgesuchten landesüblichen Schimpfwörtern zu belegen. Dabei hilft Babawilly`s Pidgin English Dictionary (http://www.ngex.com/personalities/babawilly/dictionary/default.htm) ungemein. Auf die Übersetzung verzichte ich mal.
Aus hygienischen Gründen habe ich gewisse besonders starke Ausdrücke und Vorgehensweisen zensiert. Google hat zu seiner Faxnummer recht viele Treffer und daher kommen auch die vielen Namen.

Subject: YOUR PENIS IS SMALL!
Dear Mugu called Chuba Ikechukwu,
or is you name Tony Cole? Edwin Odudu? Ben Mayoma? Osazee Abubakar?
Pius Ego? Michael Aifuwa? Den Obi? Daniel Johnson? Aminu Ahmed?
Edeh Coker? Kole Williams? Or rather Alex Metiriri, you baba jiga?
Eye go come down!
You are so dumb you believed everything I wrote. Boy, you little
bush man, it was such a fun and many people were laughing at you
because I posted our little exchange to a popular website. You
are one of Nigeria`s dumbest 419 scammers! And obviously you
wear your dirty underpants on your head!
I have given your address and number to other 419 muguns. They now
believe that you are interfering with them. You don`t know what
dis big grammar means? Get yourself a dictionary, you ashewo!
They will come for you and ****** you with a dried pig ***** until
your *** is really **** like this h**p://w*w.******.**/. My friend
Chief Kingsley Onuigbo is already really mad at you and he promised
me that he will *** *** your short **** ***** and **** it to his
******. Then he will put a pointed ***** into your ******* until it
***** out of your ***** and set you on ****, you yallow babi pololo
boy. Mugu on a *****!
You little **** ***** need to eat otopiapia while waiting for the
gisms. Do you gonosheen boy really believe I sent you something?
HAHAHA! Don`t mess with us Swedish people! And sorry, Chubby-Mugu,
I`m not a woman, I`m a millionaire here in Sweden famous for my
practical jokes, you footron! You didn`t even have a clue after
you read "my" name - MUGU-BAITER! And - there are NO TRIPLETS!
You can play with your little sausage until it burns but it wont
get hard! Send me a nude picture of you but you`re piss for bodi!
Oh, I forgot - you chickito don`t even have a camera!
Go and **** yourself before Chief Kingsley comes!
You dey chop bottle, cry-cry?
You egbe can hear me laughing at you, gay boy!
Best greetings from Stockholm,
Fr&iacute;da

Als Anhang schickte ich ihm eine persönliche Nachricht aus Schweden im populären MP3-Format. Wenn er da unten noch einen älteren Mediaplayer einsetzt, der über einige interessante Bugs verfügt, haben die Mitbenutzer in seinem Cybercafe vermutlich viel Spaß auf seine Kosten. Ich hoffe, er hat gute Lautsprecher an seiner Maschine, denn zusätzlich zum blinkenden "I`M GAY!" auf seinem Schirm wird das auch noch per Sirenengeheul verkündet. Fürchterlich peinlich für jeden Möchtegern-Macho wie unseren Chubby.

Stalker2002
13.07.2003, 00:58
Muahahaha!
Zu schade, das man Webcams nicht als Virtual Devices per Mail verschicken kann.
Sein Gesicht beim lesen der Mail hätte ich zu gerne gesehen.http://img.homepagemodules.de/lil.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/rolling_eyes.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/oh2.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/sick.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/death.gif
Ob er wohl bleich oder rot geworden ist?
Ach nee, geht ja nicht. *prust*http://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gifhttp://img.homepagemodules.de/grin.gif
MfG
L.

Fidul
24.08.2003, 20:40
Man glaubt es kaum, aber da kam doch jetzt noch eine verspätete Antwort vom Chuba. Offensichtlich leidet er tatsächlich unter Realitätsverlust oder er bringt seine Identitäten durcheinander. Kann ja mal vorkommen und ehrlich gesagt helfe ich ihm auch dabei. Wenn man in den Google-Groups nach seiner Nummer "234 1 7599159" sucht, findet man immer aktuelle Adressen und Namen. Man kann nun an die eine Adresse schreiben, dabei den anderen Namen als Adressaten verwenden und später dann erbost Fragen stellen. Hähähä.
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GO AND TELL YOUR FATHER THAT I COLLECTED YOUR MONEY AND PARCEL
YOU WERE NOT SMART FOOLISH THING. LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</font>
Ja, das sah tatsächlich so schräg und fett aus.
Nuuun, da ist allerdings noch viel Aufklärungsarbeit zu leisten.

Little Gboyen,
I will tell you a big secret. But you must promise me not to
tell anybody about it:
Believe it or not, Uselu, but I NEVER SENT YOU A PARCEL!
If you still think that you got it then you must be really
dumb. In fact, you probably cry in pain for being so dumb.
Cry louder because this story made it into a magazine and
many people are now laughing at you and your non-existant
higher brain functions. Even your goat is smarter than you.
The magazine article is online and you can read it yourself:
http://greedysmurf.2ya.com
Funny isn`t it? Write me how you liked it.
Frída

Bevor man sich die oben angegebene URL ansieht, ist ein Besuch auf dieser Scamorama-Seite (http://scamorama.com/skamtrak.html) dringend angeraten. In Internetcafes kann das schon wieder peinlich werden.

Fidul
06.04.2004, 03:58
Diese ganze Sache hat übrigens noch ein höchst eigenartiges Nachspiel (http://axiusnews.com/scampost/letter.asp?ID=3880) gehabt. Isser nich frech?
--
Wir kriegen euch alle!

Eniac
06.04.2004, 10:17
> Diese ganze Sache hat übrigens noch ein höchst eigenartiges Nachspiel gehabt. Isser nich frech?
Ich kann`s nicht fassen...
Dieser Intelligenzabstinenzler ist ja wirklich zu dämlich. Was mag sein nächster Alias sein? Dr. Fraudster?

Eniac